Thursday, August 24, 2006

Nomas Aqui ... Fabulous ... (listening to Happy Feelin's)

Ondale … so what’s going in the Naranjaville mundo de sports cards … simon … seems all the local vendors estan aguitados about something …

About two months ago … this local vendor I frequent to the max … me dijo que algien did a card run at his tiendita … simon … according to this vendor … some vato (or vata, he wasn’t very clear about the whole cosa) walked into his tiendita and asked to see a caja de hockey cards … and a caja de hockey cards contains about 36 packs of cards … well at least the baseball cajas do … and cost unos $60 … anyways … the hockey-carta bandido was handed the caja and then just took off … simon … out the door … and the local vendor, pinche pollo to the max, took off after the hockey-card bandido … and the hockey-card bandido got away …

I can’t believe … that en sanTana … a local vendor puts his vida on the line for $60 …

And according to this vendor … the hockey-card bandido hit other tienditas en Naranjaville tambien …

That’s unfortunate … and pelas to the max … why hockey … hockey SUCKS!! … and according to the local vendor, hockey cards are being sold slowly … “hocky is ours,” dicen ellos … pues keep it along with your peepee smell …

BUTT what’s really unfortunate es que the local vendor’s attitude has changed toward certain customers … simon … and it seems the pinche level of suspicion is consistant with the amount of “café latte” dios has stirred in your pinche pigmentation …

Simon … check this out … I recently purchased unique and very old cartas from this pinche local vendor … and on this day, he started off cool … he gave me firme precios for Roberto Clemente cards … on cartas de Minnie Mosa, Orlando Cepeda, Marcelino Solis, Mike Garcia, Pancho Herrera … ETC … ETC … ETC … for about a buck cada una … simon … it was a steal … and I’m uncertain why … porque these cards are from the early 1950’s and in very good if not mint condition … especially the Cepeda and Clemente cartas …

BUTT … like anything else RAZA related, except tamales … these cards were and are undervalued (by the entire Naranjaville baseball card community) because they are RAZA BEISBOL cosas … and, unfortunately … these push and pinche pull attitudes about RAZA SPORTS MEMORABILIA (that stem from hockey-card runs, loud music, extra charge for chips and salsa, etc, etc, etc) keep the overall market economia for retro RAZA BEISBOL cosas at a continuous and hopefully not long-term low … simon … I mean a pinche buck for a pinche rare Luis Aparicio Sporting News 1959 All-Star card … the vato's in the Hall of Fame ... I’ll take it, guey …

Ondale … I bought these one dollar cards at a mano full … ondale … as a matter of fact, I threw a migra raid on my local vendor’s 1950’ & 60’s beisbol carta collection … simon … I took all the RAZA players … because he obviously doesn’t appreciate their value … and doesn’t deserve to have them …

He, on the other hand, gave them up for a buck because … pues … I don’t think he want’s nuestra fidea … simon … “TENGA” … I felt he was saying … “it’s shit like you who do card runs tambien” … I also felt this vibe from him … his cool went out the pinche puerta como el pinche hockey-card bandido … que gueys …

That’s unfortunate … as word is out that card runs are hitting Naranjaville … simon … and now when we walk into a pinche tiendita that sells sports memorabilia cosas … pues … we’re watched like bad AMERICAN BANDSTAND reruns … simon … and because of that and the preferential treatment that other consumers continue to receive in accessing cosas beisbol, pues, I’m considering boycotting the purchase of cartas aqui en Naranjaville … simon … these Naranjaville vendor gente need to chill out and treat RAZA like everyone else in those tienditas … especially when RAZA ninos walk in and receive continuous “five-dedo consumers” comments that are built in … and other special treatment … thin skinned? … chale … just taking my compulsive and enormous demand for RAZA BEISBOL cosas elsewhere as consumer demand for cosas, especially sports cartas, from these local vendors continues to dwindle rapido …

BUTT the good news is that the local tapado no longer has RETRO RAZA BEISBOL legends in his tiendita … to hear his bullshit … BUTT, before I left with my RAZA cartas, he attempted small-talk conmigo and told me that he is interested in including classic Beatle albums and similar memorabilia in his tiendita … FUCKY YOU!!! … say the cards of Carlos Beltran, Ozzie Guillen and other current RAZA legends that sleep in his pinche display cola … FUCK YOU!!!

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