Monday, August 28, 2006

Angel Fans Por Unos Meds ... (listening to Maze)

Ondale … are Angel fans MLB bipolar or just a bunch of gente still venting over the team being bitch-bought by a billionaire Latino … ondale … quien sabe … but when the RED SOX are in town … ondale … the town turns CUM IN MY RED SOX RED … simon … and Thursday night was one of these hillbilly or dead-eye trips …

Thursday just reinforced the truth about a small cola sample of NARANJAVILLE’S population … Angel fans … some of the tamest gente you’ll ever meet … as a matter of pinche fact … they’re too maintained to be called fucking fans … simon … they’re too proper and shit … simon … ondale … and this freaky form of fanship is too trippy tambien … I mean … ondale … for one … Angel Stadium is actually a firme park … simon … it’s neat and clean … good seats everywhere … and has a humongous LOS ANGELES TIMES neon sign in center field that hangs like a pinche nopal on everyone’s forehead … tambien … it has that HUGE stack of shit that acts like natural COLORADO ROCKY MONTANAS with a pinche RIO GRANDE TYPE serene yet stylish water fall and drops it’s agua like piss … tambien in CENTER …

Entonces there’s the players … entonces there’s the RED SOX … and when the RED SOX are in town … pues … the chorro hits the thing that goes round and round … PROOF: Thursday’s juego was all about “LET’S GO RED SOX” … and all about gente walking around in their BOSTON BEST … simon … “LET’S GO RED SOX” some 44,000 drunk and confused fans screamed that night … “ANGELS SUCK” … another 44,000 bipolar fans who probably collect SSI checks yelled back … WTF … there I was … tambien maintained sipping Jack y soda y Corona, wearing my beautiful and lovely ARIZONA STATE cachuca, fancy yet macho guayabera and military patalon corto lleno de suenos … as a matter of fucking fact, I was doing a whole lot … BUTT not cheering for the LUIS-TIANT-FREE RED SOX …

Yo se, yo se … BOSTON RUCAS are firme … BUTT so are LABOUR UNION mujeres … BUTT NARANJAVILLE RED SOX FANS TOTALLY PELA TO THE MAX … simon … they’re worse than a FABULOUS EVE MENDES INTERVIEW … or worse than BEN AFLECK trying to style JOSE SOLARIO’S DUFON …what was that about … anyways …

Anyways … ANGEL FANS … are trippy … because FRIDAY’s GAME vs YANKEES … pues … this juego brought in another pinche 44,000 mocosos who again wore WHORE RED but this time gritaron “YANKESS SUCK” … and check this out … the cheers for A-ROD K’ing four times that night were no where near the “LET’S GO RED SOX” gritas … and then came the pinche ultimate sin … during Sunday’s game … the vato next to me caught Derek Jeter’s home run ball … and the WAB threw it back …

Call it overstimulation … bipolar … being pendejos … resent being bitch-bought by RAZA … BUTT Angel fans are a MLB bipolar trip …

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