Measure Menudo ...

Pues it seems que Naranjaville’s “½ cent sales tax for planning and funding of transportation projects” es alive and as big as a puta as ever … simon … an invisible verga of the Orange County Transportation Authority known as THE COMMITTEE TO RENEW MEASURE MENUDO is organizing este cochinera … simon … organizing a trucha showdown to renew MEASURE MENUDO on the noviembre ballot … el 7 de noviembre

So … what’s a pinche RAZA sanTana resident, illegal or not, suppose to do ... hay chingow ...

A) … vote simon on MEASURE MENUDO and hope and pray that sanTana’s handsome butt short mayor Miguel Pulido is still mayor en 20 years so that he can bring a chicantillion dollars worth de street repairs and shaaaattttt ….

B) … vote CHALE on MEASURE MENUDO … por que Pulido, even is he’s still king de sanTana, might be making a move to take over sanTana unified school district or the MINNIE APARTMENTS HOUSING AUTHORITY Y-QUE … which ever is mas chingone …

C) … vote a silent simon because many can’t vote … they’re illegal and perhaps too flojo to fill out the papeles to become a cocksucking resident …

D) … vote a silent chale because … pues … asi somos … sometimes …

Personnally … I’ll probably vote simon … SIMON ON MEASURE MENUDO … because all the inland empire has renewed their “½ cent sales tax for transportation projects” … tambien San Diegoso while their roads can be expanded and all creased out and shit … pues … we must keep up with the De Pacas …

Second … and mas importante … sanTana is PINCHE CROWDED with caruchas bigger than most sanTana chantes … ever been on McFadden y Main and heading toward Bristle a las cinco on Saturdays o Domingos … ondale … the trafico’s worse than a homie’s funeral … simon … it’s a two lane calle for miles … and if you’re trying to beat the clock as in getting to the Calle Bristle swapmeet to buy useless cochinadas por nada … pues the pressure can be un madre de overbearing …

Ondale … mismo cosa on Main … Bristle … Standard … Warner … Raitt … Fairview … and of course el famoso MINNIE STREET … simon … it’s as if we’re in continuous and everlasting cruising mode … simon … as if transportation planners are making another mockery of gente cruising, making out y nada mas …

Ondale … butt MEASURE MENUDO will bring in fidea to the max … and while the pamphlets and cochinda van a decir que the cash will go aqui y alli … pues … purrro pedo … simon … all plans can be changed and all transportation dolares can go elsewhere … transportation planners do 2 things … plan transportation y cambian or hagan amendments to the transportation plans … as in putting trollies con crager rims down Main y Bristle y tambien MdFadden and 1st and Warner … and firme buses stilo Mexicano on all other calles … simon … imagine an octopus with a zootsuit … pues algo like that …

Anyways … eat your MENUDO ... hay limon, cebolla, salsa y cilantro pero no tengo tortillas … not even bread ...

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