Wednesday, July 05, 2006

El Tres de July Was Mejor Que Disneylanda ...

Ondale … Monday was a big day aqui en the golden ciudad de sanTana … simon … and not because cuetes were flying like locos … chale … city council had a meeting on lunes … and the big cosas de hablar were … cuetes … shopping carts … and tyranny …

Simon … check this out … some members of sanTana’s city council want to put term limits on la oficina del mayor … simon … Councilwoman Lisa Bist claimed on Monday that term limits on the mayor’s seat was not personal or about nuestra guapo mayor Miguel Pulida … chale … she just said we need new blood … AND THEN finished her input with … stating that 20 years is ENOUGH … simon … Pulido was on council for 8 anos and has been mayor for 12 … and she really finished by saying that on Tuesday gente would be celebrating their independence and that sanTana would be celebrating its “independence from tyranny and dictatorship” …

That was too pinche funny …

Then Alvarez spoke … and we all fell asleep … but during that time … I dreamed that she was speaking … at a council meeting … and telling the public … as she stared into the camera … that she loved us .. the sanTana residents … that she loved her boss … that she loved sanTana city staffers … which she says from time hasta time ... and then she pointed at me … Recycled Cholo … and said “please stop laughing, NOW!!" … HAY CHINGOW!!!, I thought … then I said … “estas loca, guey” … and she said “cameraman who I love, please point the camera to Recycled Cholo” … and the cameraman did … and I was now on Channel 3, the sanTana public TV station … and I said, “You really are loca, loca … how can you love all those people … I mean who loves their boss, especially if their jefe is the Orange County DA?” … and she said … “do you have a permit to paint your living room mint green?” … and I said “my sala's not mint green … it’s light blue … and no” … and she began scribbling on that pad as she always does … and she turned to the city abogado … and said … “does our resident need a permit to paint his living room light blue” … and the CA looked at my living room and say “Yes he does … but he can waive the fee if submits a request” …

Entonces I woke up … just as she said “Thank you” … and the next speaker spoke about term limits …

BUTT the councils motion to put mayoral term limits on the November ballot failed … so … Pulido can continue to be an elected city employee FOR-PINCHE-EVER!!! ...

They also spoke about shopping carts … simon … like the one mi pinche vecina just left in my yard … I’m back … I just put the basket three housed down, in front of el vecino who walks his perro at 4am … and shopping carts … pues … at least the CONTRACT for shopping carts is very political en sanTana …mira … here are some variables … city council ... a contractor … two vehicles with drivers for sanTana … shopping carts from St. Bros … Food4Less … Target … Canestas with painted wheels … and the drivers are to pick up all pinche baskets … with painted wheels … simon … it seems the major CORPORATE tienditas have their own FANTASY AGREEMENT, NOT CONTRACT con sanTana to pick up their cochinada … and they don’t always … so the CONTRACT states que the drivers can in fact just drive by and scout out canestas with painted wheels … so in fact, baskets don’t get picked up at all … simon … there are more St Bros, Food4Less and Target on the calles then WHATEVER …

Tambien … this innocent overlooking of canestas that go unpicked-up are bien with the CONTRACTOR … as signed by THE CITY ... as he might in fact have another contract with the CORPORATE TIENDITAS to pick up their cochinada as well … HOWEVER … he won’t mix rounds or drivers or WHATEVER ... it’s the pinche impossible complicated … there are no stats … no time-frame … no conditions … it’s a firme contract to the max …

And cuetes tambien were on the council list … BOOOOOO … VAYASEN … GUEYS … and thanks to the special sanTana PLACA/BOMBERO CUETE PATROL UNITS … the 4th was still deadly and todo loco en sanTana … skyrockets ruled the land for one week … cherry bombs still shook us all night long … but it was a lot more quieter … butt still mejor que DISNEYLANDA …

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