Thursday, June 29, 2006

Caribbean Beisbol At Delhi Park ...

Ayer … it was all about beisbol … simon … while the seasons over for some … other sanTana Chicanitos continue to train for baseball camp … and here we are … all pretty and shit … in the golden part of the humid golden ciudad … surrounded by cochino full-time vendors … twilight zone gente who party around Standard … Chestnut … hasta Mc Fadden … related to or parte de tons of apartamento gente … pinche renters … tirando su pinche basura wherever …

Entonces we decide to play beisbol … Caribbean beisbol … at Madison Park … simon … there’s a firme field with red tierra … a groovy pitcher’s mound … tambien a new and improved homeplate that was replaced when MADISON PARK went under rennovation or redevolpment and shattt a few years ago … tambien … alli el la Madison … there’s firme batting cages … simon … a mini prison for beisbol lovers … or just lovers … simon … the cage is approximately at least unos 24’ X 24’ … and spaced out for three batters to take turns on this puta …

So … you have the firme and unique batting cage … complete with nets to catch those balls in the air … along with pinche dust … trash … spider webs … ETC … simon … the cages estan alli … all alive and shit … BUTT their locked … and all the pinche memories of an abandoned barrio are there … the cages aren’t used … aren’t available to the public in that public espacio we call a pinche park … there is however … a homemade sign, donated of course, that says a private company name who donated the public yet private cages that aren’t used … entonces … the white sign with blue print has a phone number … to call …

Que la …

Entonces there’s the cage that the city de sanTana donated … simon … she’s about 16 feet tall … big hips … and a see through blusa … she’s there … to be jumped … simon … this puta fence surrounds the entire beisbol field … simon … the one with the firme mound and new homeplate … it surrounds the beisbol field to the max … and it’s locked in 4 places … her apa thinks she’s loose … simon … how about that eses … a public beisbol field … locked during beisbol season and shitttt …. Ondale … that park is so crowded in front of the MADISON PARK SIGN placed during rennovaton … but has a pinche humongous public bald spot in its COLA which is just inside that pinche MADISON PARK SIGN …

The hairiest park … however … or, on the other hand … or, but unlike it’s competing barrio … anyways … the hairiest park … is the infamous DELHI PARK … simon … after reinterpreting city ordinances to jump into Madison Park … pues … I decided it was time to hang with the homies …

Alli at Delhi … they also have a firme red dirt beisbol field … it has a homeplate … that’s missing tierra on the 1st base side … and a descent but flat pitcher’s mound with a pinche hunkin rubber that’s dented to the max … anyways … sabes que … there’s no 16 foot fence … chale … it's public … to the max … simon … as a matter of fact … it's TOO PINCHE PUBLIC … there is no fence surrounding that park … even though that chante has gone under renovation tambien … there’s a firme DELHI CENTER X 13 (X 13 is my emphasis ….) and a firme parking lot … and the biggest fucking soccer field in the world … BUTT no fence … maybe a pinche fence was installed during the rennovation but was stolen … quien sabe …

BUTT I was there ayer … a las 5:30pm … and the place was packed … to the max … on the beisbol field were the mojados playing a pinche mean futbol game … these gente occupied left field and occasionally third base and short stop … pinche gente were cool … entonces there was nosotros … simon … we claimed the rest of the beisbol field … we hit then ran … the mojados played … and occasionally our pelotas clashed … but they unofficially nominated a mensone who shagged our pelotas …

Tambien … the handball court was pinche lleno de LOS ACES … or neighbors or descendents of LOS ACES … the infamous hoods from Delhi park … talk about relatives of los pinche ricos y famosos y pintos … they played handball to the max for hours … they were cool … tambien … the basketball courts were full of Mexicanos playing basketball con sus pinche flat soccer pelotas … and let’s not forget the tecates or winos or lost soles …

BUTT the biggest pinche grupo was the soccer gente playing soccer with a pinche rightly inflated soccer ball … so pinche organized … in that biggest soccer field en el mundo that once housed NATIONAL GUARD and city equipment … there were unos 100 ninos kicking each other … maybe 150 … con sus pinche papas y mamas hanging out … it was firme … en total … unos pinche 300 gente at that park … on a miercoles … como a las 5:30 pm …

Simon … it wasn’t the rumored PIANO MAN alli at DELHI PARK … chale it was MOJADO PARK … and BEVERLY HILLBILLY fun and shatttt …

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