Tuesday, June 13, 2006

4 RENT ... 4BDROOM ... 2BANOS ... $2,200 ... (listening to Bodhisattva)

Pues … what happens when volunteers ponen un pinche JOSE SOLORIO FOR ASSEMBLY sign on your front yard … gente stare when passing … gente don’t give a damn … your vecino puts up a FOR RENT sign, and moves … pues ondale … en sanTana … it’s all the above …

De Veras … one dia I rec’d a call from the Solorio camp … asking for … pues support … then the vato asked if they could post a sign in my yard … pues … the sign came a few dias despues … and I didn’t even realize it … BUTT I did notice mi vecino’s pinche sign … 4RENT … 4BDROOM … 2BANOS … $2,200 … pinche vato … simon … only for the rico mojados …

Pues … I know gente don’t like Solorio … and more can’t stand Claudia Alvarez … and many don’t even know who that 3rd candidate was … BUTT … ondale … to move porque your vecino supports the vato con firme pelo … that’s a bit much … y tambien a bit bitchy …

That’s too bad … the vecino’s cool gente … grew up on a rancho … drinks all day … but has a firme chante … nice yard … over 100 plantas … I’ve counted … and a bizarre esposa … the vato is in his mid 30’s and already has one of those MEXICANO SHACKS atras … “you’re beyond your pinche years” … I tell him … simon … the shack has cable TV, bunk beds … it’s his chante away from chante … especially when he’s pounding Budweiser to the max …

One day the vecino called me over … I’ve known the vato for years … butt he still calls me MISTER … or CACOW (twin) … “MISTER” … “OYES CACOW” … he calls one day … he never makes cara contact at the ventanas … or never throws pebbles at my ventana … chale … the vato just yells “MISTER” … “CACOW” … and that pinche dia … he was with some homies … del pueblo … and they had a St. Bros bolsa … “Te gusta botas” … he asked as he pulled out pinche freaky red leather boots out of the bolsa … buy them … he said … the two pueblo homies were pinche feathered in gold and were either horse jockies or circus cosas …

Ahora the vato’s renting his chante for $2,200 … how many Mexican familias does it take to screw in un pinche light bulb then pay their renta of $2,200 … ondale … I’m assuming more than dos … plus single primos … single hermanos … and a compa just visiting from Guadalajara … pues … Guadalajara gente are too proud to rent a sanTana room … chale … they buy chantes en the desert … so the renter’s will have guest from some other pinche pueblo … is that good noticias … or should I just switch partidos …

And the great news es … es que he’s not knocking down the SHACK … chale … Y … he just enclosed ¼ of his pinche patio … so ahora its 6 bedrooms … y INFINITE banos … simon … he has a big yard … plus storage … simon … he has juguetes on his roof …

JOSE SOLORIO FOR ASSEMBLY … FOR RENT … 4 BDROOM … 2 BANOS … $2,200 …

2 Comments:

At 10:35 AM, Anonymous brotha from anotha motha said...

so did you buy the botas???

 
At 3:03 PM, Blogger Barrio Marlon Brando said...

chale ... no botas for me ... butt mary janes might work!!

 

Post a Comment

<< Home