Monday, May 08, 2006

To Today's LOP of the Day ... (listening to Spiral Staircase)

Quote de la pinche dia … “What if Earl raised John Daly” … sports writer Rick Reilly this AM on Cold Pizza talking about Tiger and Earl Woods then about golfer and menso out of the closet gambler, John Daly …

Pues … ondale … trip out on Germany’s #1 LOP-TO-BE … simon … our beloved Register’s web site has two LOP cuentas hoy … simon … one about ripping off LOPS and another on a pinche pocho … or WAB or LOP or WHATEVER or COMO QUIERES … check out the latter (latter … hay tu …) and what the beloved Regiser has to say about David Pedroza, the “41-year-old survivor of the O.C. and L.A. rock scenes” …

Born en sanTana BUTT raised en Buena Park … this pinche LOP will today “arrive in Berlin with two guitars, one laptop, a suitcase weighing less than 50 pounds” and begin living alli en Germany as a resident … simon … now this is a firme gig … BUTT what makes this sanTana veterano mas chingon, and today’s LOP OF THE PINCHE DIA, eses, es que, pues as the reliable and beloved Register puts it … preparing for this residency “meant flying to Germany twice to be interviewed and sign paperwork. Showing proof that he had international medical insurance (so Germany wouldn't be stuck taking care of him if he got sick). Proving that he had enough money to live on for six months without working (so Germany wouldn't be stuck supporting him). Opening a German bank account. Taking a one-month course in the German language. It all cost about $3,500.

He did everything the legal way. And he's incredulous that undocumented people protesting in America think they shouldn't have to do the same.”

ONDALE … at least this LOP is pinche honest, que no … BUTT de veras … what’s this LOP talking about … once every other LOP reads about him … chingow … Germany will become the next pinche WAB HOT SPOT … simon … and it’ll begin with MEXICAN LETTERS FROM THE US from FAMILIA PEDROZA … then AMIGOS PEDROZA … entonces WHITE MUSICIANS … entonces BROWN MUSICIANS … then super intellectual and super pinche serious undergraduates disillusioned about the US job market … entonces …he’ll begin selling DIA DE LA MUERTE cochinada alli and the pinche Germans will think this cochinada is cute, unique and CULTURAL … and it is … entonces come the pinche guayaberas …ENTONCES Pedroza becomes the pinche CINCO DE MAYO EXPERT in Germany’s rock scene … another excuse para tomar hasta las chanklas (right now, WORD just changed las to alas)… then and pretty soon COYOTES will join this LOP’S gig … it’s a pinche snowball cochinada … read this LOP'S cuenta aqui ...

BUTT that’s nada homes … wait til the German press picks up his cuenta … they'll might have pinche fun with it …

Ondale … "You don't need to be a citizen to come to public schools here. That comes out of our tax dollars and that just sucks. It took me nearly a year to get this together to be a guest in Germany - I went through all this hassle to do it legally - and these people think they can just walk in and demand rights. That's not fair.” … says this LOP … simon … of course it takes time … that’s why MOJADOS use COYOTES, GUEY …

Pues … to this LOP’S firme adventure and shit … un pinche MINT JULEP en da AM …

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