Tuesday, May 02, 2006

An Immigrant Mayor's May 1st Gift to Workers ... (listening to Green, Green)

Pues … ondale … I rec’d a llamada from my hermano yesterday at 10am … he was cruising Tustin Ave … simon … he said it was seco, seco … dead to the max … he had just come from 909 and tambien said the freeway was seco … especially the 91E … dry to the bone … entonces KFI gente John and Ken had the pinche audacity to claim the marches had no impact … they claimed that only “minority businesses” were closed … simon … all those negocios in da downtown … I rec’d an email tambien que dice que Tony Valdez from KTTV reminded John and Ken about Manifest Destiny quite nicely as both vatos excused ayer as a waste of time … imagine that … a KTTV anchor giving a spill on Manifest Destiny … the marches hit nerves to the max …

Tambien … the biggest hit was perhaps on government revenue … simon … $.0775 times all those pinche purchases that weren’t made yesterday means a lot less fidea for local govs … simon … local gov will see that “HICK-UP”, as Wall Street put it, in their next ESTIMATED REVENUE REPORT … simon … “we underestimated our pinche revs porque we didn’t anticipate a pinche walkout” …

BUTT what took the pinche-pan de-dulce was sanTana’s city council … pinche gente … on this day … 1st de Mayo … council held their scheduled meeting … and first on their agenda was to recognize Bruce Dumans, Community Preservation Manager, with an employee award … can you believe that … on May 1st, 2006 Bruce Dumans is a pinche hero, according to MIGUEL PULIDO ….recall … this vato Dumans was given the pinche task of creating the new city vendor reglas … remember that … his new reglas allowed the city to issue 150 vendor permits … and would cost the LUCKY VENDORS a pinche whopping $3,000 for this piece of papel … simon, there was a pinche payment plan … and these gente would also have to move cada few minutos, homes … simon … Dumans was the sanTana staffer responsible for gathering the VENDOR FACTS … and prostituting together a VENDER PLAN DE SANTANA … simon … a plan that would squeeze and choke the vendors … and second, the VENDOR PLAN DE SANTANA was half-ass public-policy … the data collected was pinche shoddy and shady … amount of permits to be issued was pulled out of his calzones … and why have vendors move constantly was just a stupid mock of RAZA … this vato rec’d full-pay for un pinche basura de trabajo … the courts even threw this pinche basura out the ventana … simon…. vendors took this sanTana to court and the courts said Dumans’ plan made no sense …

ENTONCES … on May 1st, sanTana Mayor Miguel Pulido, a Mexico City Veterano, talks for an entire minute about this GREAT VATO DUMANS … he preserves communities, did you homies know that … Pulido admires his valued accomplishments to the city … then Pulido shakes his hand … hands him a fucking clock … and tells the vato that everytime that pinche clock croaks time … it’s just a reminder of sanTana saying thank you for all his fucking hard work …

PURRO PEDDDOOOOO …

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