Tuesday, May 23, 2006

The Five Gente You Meet En sanTana ... (listening to Hello Josephine)

Ondale … la otra dia someone asked me about what came to mind when I thought of sanTana … pues … the first cosa was this pinche firme sweetheart … simon … her ojos are a pinche dagger … pero de veras … I’d say pues ... RAZA … lots of RAZA …

Butt the truth is … Seinfeld was right … word association games are puro nonsense … mira ... ORANGE COUNTY … VD ………… apples … lowrider ………………… DANDRUFF … VD … ves, es nada ...

BUTT the verdad es … que if you ever cruise through or have a chante aqui en sanTana … you’ll meet tons of gente from all pinche over … players … wiseguys … payasos … workers to the max … serious folk … shakers … many millionaires … too many pesants … AMERICAN FLAGS … ISRAELI FLAGS tambien … you see vatas with brushes in their back pockets … 15 year olds who look 35 and 45 year old gente who want to be 16 … you’ll see too many camel toes … in the ‘70s you might have seen bulges wrapped in polyester … Hay, que Santa Claus … BUTT no cotton fields … no KINKDADE BARRIOS … no LEPRECHAUNS … nor El Woody Allen on Tuedays or Jueves en los calles … y-que … a few Chicanos … UNCLE SAM in his Sunday best – creased brown Levi cords, bell bottoms cuffed … a blue preppy Pendleton with red stripes, tambien creased … black earth sapatos … walking around with his fucking blue 3” thick bandana above … carrying su pinche Wild Turkey on the rocks … battering around nomas … going to see Jimmy por un rato …

Tambien … there are some gente you can never get enough of …

How about that fucking vato … el cocinero … simon … the mojado works at every fucking outdoor restaurant … the cabrone has un mano to kill for … his costillas are too firme … to die for … total killer with his home made thick corn tortillas … se cocina los costillas con los juesos … en chili COLORADA … he’s a cool dude and aims to please to the max …

Tambien … el pinche retarded driver aqui … simon … this vato gives RAZA a bad rap … he’s the cabrone pendejo who drives like a fucking manyaco … speeding through everywhere everytime blasting sus pinche ranchero musica … what a fucking cheap thrill … que no … his carucha is pinche banged up to the max … every corner … every time … but el pendejo started driving when he was in his thirities … his coordination is a retard … simon … he’s a retarded driver … que no … he’s a pueblo driver who couldn’t afford a carucha en su pueblo but aqui en sanTana he cruises and fucking crashes … he doesn’t drive like the stuck up mensos who took DRIVER’S ED … all coordinated and shit … or those gente who drove by 12 en los pueblos … he gives us a bad rap …

DON LIQUOR STORE … simon … these gente are cool … these tiendita owners are cool humble gente … they closed on May 1 … but might have eaten out that day … y-que … simon … they have customers to the max … for todo … the have state of the art cash registers tambien … but the register puerta stays open 24/7 … the register buttons still have the plastic cover … they’re virgins … and every purchase ends in 0 or 5 … $3 … $2.25 … $0.75 … somewhere, somehow tax is in there … y-que … you can hear all the pinche nickels and dimes land in the machine … no receipt … their greetings are the customer service and trust … they’re cool folk …

Tambien … los walking gabachas … simon … a las noonish … siempre hay 3-4 gabachas who walk the calles … simon … taking theiry DAILY WALK to the max … con sus tennis sapatos y pansas … simon … they’re maestras … secretaries … admin folk … ETC … who work las escuelitas or in school district admin aqui on Calle Chestnut on their break for a break from alienation … cruising nuestra cosa for fresh air and to CHECK OUT WHERE “THEY” LIVE … y-que …

And there’s seguros … or is that seguras … simon … this cosa is on every corner 24/7 … SEGUROS … SEGURAS … ss cards … all IDs … no eye contact … no assurance … no nada … he can tell he’s wasting his time … pero one vendido and he’s made a meal and some pisto … and if you’ve never heard him … pues maybe you have a penocha on your forehead … anyways … these gente never die …

Ondale … that’s what came to mnd ... nuestra official unofficial volunteer welcome and beautification cultural RAZA committee and shitttt … and if you're cruising aqui with gente de out of town ... nomas diles que it's HOLLYWOOOD BEING REDEVELOPED ...

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