Tuesday, May 30, 2006

ESE ... Guess What Country Cottage Serves ... (listening to I Wanna Get Next To You)

Somewhere along the pinche 10 FWY … in the FIRME BUTT CALIENTE Coachella Valley … there we were … alli cruising the freeway … tambien sitting in traffico … simon … in EL BARRIO DE LA MARANA – LA CORKY LARSON DE CVAG …. she’s a pinche skagg llena de sus pinche mentiras … EL BARRIO DE CLINTONITE GREGORIO CERVANTES … DE LA REPUBLICANA FUCHI – LA BONNIE GARCIA … why is this pinche hina’s calzones always on the Califas Legislative agenda … up for discussion … Best Best & Krieger’s turf … home of the WHITE BLANKET fiestas hated by WILLIAM KLEINDEIST where este vato sat as pinche Mayor of Palm Springs, enjoying la vida, when he was beaten to the max, to everyone’s surprise, by Ron Oden, a GAY BLACK MAN, en 1995 … Oden was re-elected Mayor en 2003 … BUTT HOY, KLEINDEIST, an 8-5 mocoso architect, remains MASTER DE PINCHE CEREMONIES hosted by Inland Empire associations of gov, councils of gov, commissions and otro pinche SPECIAL DISTRICT Y AUTHORITY Y JOINT POWER COCHINERAS … the 909 LEADERSHIP despises the “HOTO” …

BUTT anyways … alli en el freeway … there was nada de reception por el radio … the search button went pinche loco … BUTT there was ruido on AM … on 3 stations … all talk radio … ABOUT SPORTS … AND TWO ABOUT IMMIGRATION … simon … the sports cosa ragged on EL BARRY BONDS … calling him anything but abled … PUES WHAT’S THE NEW FUCKED UP CHISTE … HE’S SO LAZY, his genes haven’t had a REAL job since slavery … THAT’S FUCKED UP … these talk freaks where there … so lo cambie … and there was pinche talk radio on immigration … calling us fucking FUCKERS, basically … saying were just workers and shit … BUTT we started cracking up … simon … talking about other FUCKERS we knew … hablando de nuestra maestros en escuela … Mrs. Ettinger, who never wore a bra … simon … the vatos always had a luncheon for her during the last week of school and the vata would wear her mesh/net blusa … GRACIAS Mrs. Ettinger … tambien fue Ms. Schwartz … she’d always bump into Mr. Henry’s pinche huevos … simon … nomas faltava el peanut butter in her mano … entonces there were those maestros who’d constantly call their casas during the rainy season … simon, it use to rain … just to make sure their NEWPORT casas were surviving the waves and shit … they’d leave the classrooms with just nosotros supervising …

BUTT in between the GABACHO IMMIGRATION TALK there were pinche cheezy commercials … this aged financial planner calling the winter birds … this aged insurance vato calling the non-agriculture clients … pero sabes que … I LOVE CHEEZY … simon … I’m a fan of cheezy to the max … tambien me gusto cosas CORNY … simon … REAL CHOLOS LOVE COSAS CORNY … TU TU RU … BUT WE JUST MAINTAIN … BUTT there was this trippy commercial about COUNTRY COTTAGE RESTAURANT … ON THE 10 FWY … OFF DILLON ROAD IN INDIO … said the commercial … MOLE ON SATURDAYS … dijo el radio … simon … the COUNTRY COTTAGE went from date shakes and pimento loaf sandwiches and mashed potatoes and steamed carrots to Menudo on Sundays … Monday enchiladas … Taco Tuesday … Miercoles is now grilled pollo … Jueves improved to Flautas … Disco Friday is pescado … simon … all this COMIDA RAZA AT THE COUNTRY COTTAGE … told to us on behalf of pinche GABACHO air time ragging on us ON THE RADIO as we ragged on braless and ball grabbing maestras …

Ondale … BUTT I do wonder how those meals taste … when a gabacho bites into a taco and says “those damn Mexicans … all of them …” or when they grab that big long fat flauta and deep throat it and say “remember the gold old days” … or when they say “NEVER” then order enchiladas …

PINCHE GENTE …

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