Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Your Bleached Butt Kicked ... (listening to She's A Lady)

Ummmm puessss .... was that enought beisball for nosotros o que ... it was just a few years ago that a group of Angels would rideshare from 909 hasta el barrio for a juego ... then carpool back to their casitas ... Percival ... Kennedy ... etc ... ahora ... the only tripp those vatos make is to play or hasta la PR ... cuando pueden ...

BUTT that's firme ... no problem aqui, guey ... this happens every so often ... I'm just pinche aprendido for internet and shatt ... simon ... now I can finally understood mumbles de los peliculas ... simon ... one mumble that has bothered me hasta las calzones has been on Godfather II ... for pinche anos I lost sleep wondering what the hell was wrong with "our son" ... simon ... what did La Winey Kaye Corleone ever tell Michael about their son Anthony ... simon ... towards the end of II, during the Congressional hearings, at their fancy hotel and shit, La Winey tells Miguel she's gone ... "Look -- look what's happened to us, Mike -- my God, look what's happened to our son ..."

And now thanks to pinche internet I find out ... "ANTHONY's friends ... are your buttonmen!"

Pinche Kaye was 1/2 right ... Anthony's friends were also rough cola men cuz in III we find out Anthony's a pinche connected ballerina ... que no ...

Anyways ... ayer was all about ass kicking ... simon ... Yankees jumped out of a bush y mataron los A's ... ETC ... entonces there was the sanTana city council meeting cons sus pinche fighting words ... OCTA went up to the stinky podium y hablaron de da landscaping on the 22 ... along with the requirements for cities to be eligible for renewed Measure M fidea ... simon ... if M passes ... ciudades cant get this guinea 1/2 cent sales cash for their two meal pueblos it they ... have a pinche pavement programa ... be part of a county-wide signal light syncro programa ... plus, city's must match renewed Measure M fidea with other dollars or peso or pinche besos from handsome mayors ... whichever ...

Ondale ... the requirement for renewed M cash are lonely and hard-up for pinche friendship at best ... BUTT the party ignited during this big-shot M fiesta ... simon ... there's this vieja agitator who attends the meetings and talks and talks and talks do todo ... pura agitator ... she's a crack up ... simon ... she's a heavy Latino with bleached blond peolo and a BLEACH bottle in her back bpocket ... chingow ... her natural brown hair is fighting with the new blond cinema cosa ... simon ... you can see her roots at battle ... simon ... the battles just as blooody as the French protestors fighting the pinche estado ... butt anyways eses ... during the OCTA discussion, there was a public hearing ... and she spoke ... simon ... acussing el shorty Miguel Pulido of not prioritizing OCTA services for the truly needy ... simon ... she mentioned transit safety ... then recalled when she got her "butt kicked" on the bus ... then asked El Mayor if he ever had his "butt kicked" ... have you ever had your butt kicked ... have you ever had your butt kicked ... she was scratched ... or was she pinche scratching ... quien sabe ... do your job, she said ... butt El Pinche Mayor just laughed ... why are you laughing, she questioned El Shorty ... pues, I'm guessing he was laughing cuz he couldn't slap her pinche cara ... sad but pinche true ... "all right" he said then the vato turned off the podium microphone ...

Hey, this broad's a trip ... a veces she wears a nun's outfit ... and agitates ... pinche agitators ... about that bleach job ... el payaso George Lopez rags on familia blondes like this ...

Ondale ... noon is aroud the corner ... but I'll cruise early to my Jack Daniels' transfusion ...

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