Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Hump Drink ... (listening to Blue Money)

I'm devastated ... todo guitado ... pinche tripping to the max ... mi hermano broke some noticias ... me dijo that he once worked for the Church of Scientology ... CHINGOW ... simon ... he had an amigo that he was helping out ... so he did some "part-time" trabajo for dias nomas ... simon ... this was years ago ... aqui en Naranjaville ... that explains his addiction to religion humor ... southpark ... and his pocho ways ...

Anyways ... it's hum pday ... que no ... so here's a pinche simple recipe for some firme hump pisto ...

Ingredients and shitttt:
Usted and a firme lover
While in bed, reading the papel, direct lover to BAR
Say the following:
"Grab the red vasos, they're 16 oz vasos, did you know that!!!
Fill both with small ice cubes, but not crushed ice as crushed ice melts and waters down JD
Fill each vaso 1/3 with Jack Daniels .... guey
Hairy UP!!
Stick your entire middle finger in my vaso
Run your wet dedo around the back of both ears
Think cochino ...
Open the frig, grab chilled can of Coca Cola
Use all the Coke to fill the vasos
Get a spoon and stir the drinks briskly until the vasos foam on top
Lick the spoon ...
Take a big sip and bring it to me ...
I want to see foam all over your dirty mouth ...
Answer the phone ...
Think cochino ..."

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