Monday, April 17, 2006

Good Friday, Trippy Monday ... (listening to The Dap Dip)

Ummmm que … pues … I’m not sure what it is BUTT sanTana Easter’s are a total trip … simon ... and totally firme … simon … it’s one of those pinche holidays that we take total advantage of … simon … on the 4th of July … we pinche hit the cuetes like it’s our last pinche dia en el mundo … pinche crazy … simon … on Halloween, sanTana RAZA packs the calles with ninos and their single parents who rap hasta las 11 … todo block party …

Entonces there’s Easter … simon … every familia on my calle was dressed-up to the pinche max … simon … son Mexicanos que levantan a las 5am … throw on the musica, gritan como locos entonces are listo by 6:30am … simon … their ninos are sleep-crying … pinche raza … they then pack the pinche carucha with whatever and hit the calles to the misas or go visit their pinche compas all while the pinche ninos are all KO’d atras … simon … they along with the butchy abuela are all pinche happy viviendo EASTER, AMERICAN STILO … one vecino made his 6:30am round in a black leather jacketa … I was impressed … leather in da AM … the vato was decked out to the max … black camisa … tan Dockers … retro sapatos de CANADA and the LEATHER … entonces my other vecino didn’t open his gate hast la una … chingow … he and the hina were feeling their EASTER sacate for hours … FUCHIII … it was probably pink sacate tambien …

BUTT I’m totally amazed at how FELIZ and shit raza is with this holiday … hey … were many of these the same gente who’ve been hitting the calles against racist immigration legislation … or are these their vecinos … simon … these gente are all happy and shit celebrating their dios … simon … the same dios who won’t stop racist reglas … how do we do it … un dia we’re all pissed off and shit con este sistema … protests … walkout … boycott … ETCETERA … entonces on day two … pues … como nada paso … simon …we’re driving all pretty by the reglas and staying in pinche line all the way to the pinche fiesta … paying los pinche pisto taxes for the AMSTEL LIGHT, TECATE y JACK DANIELS tambien for the rounds … eses … pues … nuestra vida remains methodical … we remain with pinche hope and dreams … we’re respectful gente, never intimated, maxing out the holidays y weekends tambien … simon … just like everyone else … sabes que … sounds like a true marriage …

Pero sabes que … if it’s too much for some gente to handle … pues we ought to continue to drive the by reglas BUTT bring the chenate to a pinche THIRD POLITICAL PARTY fiesta where EL FLACO can do the HUGGY BOY boxer dance … where we can watch continuous reruns of LAW & ORDER ... y LA FLACA y LA PUPPET can have their way … where Dave Stearn and Bud Selig can continue to be TRUCHA ... Mr. DRACULA can make the hina hickies … and TATTOO can tattoo … where Jonathan can cut your pelo and MURO can do the teatro and poemas … where la familia Gambsky will continue to make our fiestas and send me X-Mas cards ... and James Brolin y la Barbra Streisand continue to be UNITED ... Cutie Couric sigue con su pinche mega million contracto at CBS and shit ... yet, we can stuff and massage our juevos with THIRD PARTY confetti …

ESES ... hate to rant and correr BUTT Jack Daniels me llame ...

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