Thursday, March 30, 2006

I'm In Love With Mary Jane and 198 Casitas (listening to Al Greene)

A few weeks ago, sanTana city council announced its plan to chingar y cambiar Bristle Street aqui en the golden city ... simon ... these vatos have plans to turn the very pinche dirty Bristle Street into one pinche clean cola ... HAIRY UPP!! ... anyways eses ... some of Bristle has already been decked out ... simon ... alli cerca de that pussy escuelita, Mater Dei ... simon ... alli, the homeless roam the calles near Edinger with new lights ... islands llena de flores bonitas ... turn outs for OCTA buses ... and the homeless can dodge 7 lanes of cars if they shoes to cross the pinche calle in the middle of no where ...

BUTT if you head further south on Bristle towards Warner ... the calle is a piece of shit ... simon ... the calle is a big fucking shit stain ... simon ... the calle is full of holes and rocks and just bad demographics ... on Warner and Bristle it's a continuous pinche rush hour society ... simon ... traffic up the culo ... entonces if you head north again and pass the esceula for penochas then head toward McFadden and Bristle ... chingow ... you've gone to a very pretty hell ... it's another 1960's mall worn down with great prices ... tu sabes ... the $15 guayabera heaven ... tax revenues up the pinche culo ... good food ... and another pinche Gonzalez Marketa ... but the calles pela alli ... simon ... the other day, this proud homeowner papa was washing his pinche Firebird on his grass ... he owned a house on the corner which put the vato about 5 feet from Bristle street traffic traveling at unos pinche 50 mph ... it was a fucked scene butt the vato washed away ...

Anyways eses ... construction will be in done in 4-5 phases at a cost of about $35 million ... it's been a while but these numbers are there ... at the end ... all of Bristle will look like Disneyland Drive ... simon ... all chingon con sus Stacey Adams ... the entire BLVD will be three lanes each pinche way with turnouts for buses or to change your pinche llanta or oil, whichever ese ... tambien ... middle lanes for right turns ... islands to be landscaped and will become the prettiest parts of sanTana .... THE WORKS, eses ... and I guess that's cool porque the amount of caruchas in this town is pinche ridiculous ...

At the same pinche time ... next time you're on Bristle ... cruise the entire 4-5 mile calle ... you'll notice the old part of this calle because casitas and tienditas are located on this busy pinche corridor ... it's pinche dangerous housing but its $400,000 - $500,000 housing y-que ... entonces this $35 million, 4-5 phase Bristle street project will include eminent domain or right of way chingasos ... simon ... the meanest dose of EMINENT DOMAIN to hit sanTana is here ... this pinche Bristle bitch project also means 198 CASITAS will be torn down ... and I belive 39 business will also be kicked out ....

Simon ... 198 CASITAS to be torn down ... gente ... 198 casitas taken over due to eminent domain usually means a pinche FREEWAY is being built ... not a city corridor ... 198 CASITAS ... that's alot of familias and gente that need to move .... so they will be bought out but at very, very low prices ... and at prices that will drive these gente to renting or towards the 909 desert ... these gente will walk away with fidea but no enough to make them better off or no where near their CASITA replacement cost .... it's eery eses ... when I drive by and see those ninos playing or that apa washing his Firebird, which he often does, I just think .... pues ... they're all ghosts ...

BUTT Claudia Alvarez showed her concern by asking the Director of Transportation about outreach to those gente to be affected ... and he said outreach will be done TO INFORM BUSINESS OWNERS ALONG BRISTLE about the progress of this pinche project .... Alvarez also said homeowners shouldn't be surprised, they knew it was coming ....

198 CASITAS gone ... but not to increase local sales tax or revenue or build new businesses to bring in goods and services for sanTana residents ... only to improve the flow of pinche traffic and make sure $35 million is divided among contractors and consultants y-que ...

198 CASITAS .... is given a bad dose of pure eminent domain ...

2 Comments:

At 4:25 PM, Anonymous malinche said...

mijo, you should see what they are doing to my 'hood here at WA y Bristol by el colegio...welcome back!

 
At 1:21 PM, Blogger Barrio Marlon Brando said...

que triste malinche ... sanTana college is redeveloping that part of the barrio to relieve its pinche chorro ...

 

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