Monday, January 09, 2006

Otra D-Girl ... Mismo Vaso ... (listening to Vodoo Lounge)

Ondale … eses … sabes que … estan locos … teni problemas con mi telefono … contacted LA D-GIRL … SBC … and they’ve sent out 4 gabacho techies en tres dias to FIX THE PROBLEMA … simon todos con sus pinche beards y sunglasses spending time afuera de mi chante FIXING THE PROBLEMA … simon … aqui en sunny sanTana ... ondale … eses … I haven’t had this much attention since buying a pinche Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader outfit for the hina … true story … pues … es que … pues ... another time …

Hopefully you caught this one … simon … in a pinche issue ago … OC METRO had an interesting cochinada article … Year 2005: The Key to California’s Future. It Depends Upon How Far Latinos Take Us … Que? … a titulo asi in Naranjaville … que voi ... hey, this $0.25 pressure trips me out … BUTT it’s a pinche worth read … Y read amongst your-pinche-selves …

Public Policy Institute de Califas’ Mark Baldassare is interviewed and is asked about la futura de esta tierra … with el pinche population change, a global (political) economy shifted a la chingada and developing technologies … what is the future aqui con LA RAZA with all this … Baldassare recommends que we VOTE y tambien get a COLLEGE EDUCACION … que la chingada but perhaps la verdad ... es que ... it's stalemate noticias ... passed on before ZOOT SUITS and before EL PATRON ran sanTana calles en 1932 hasta viejo ... simon the vato fue chingon ... a firme friendly feed … a face-fucker ... pero, the vato Baldassare breaks our futura down to those two pinche variables … like a flour or corn decision ... pues … how can’t you … everyone should vote … and all gente should do the colegio cosa … simon … BUTT the pinche truth es I’d pinche recommend this even if this mundo was in a pure y pinche perfect state … simon … even if we walked around, all pinche smiling and SHATT … todos tapados … I’d still recommend VOTAR Y EDUCACION … or transition ...

… Depends on how far Latinos take us … AMERICAN CHOLO ASSOCIATON … Where will Latinos take us … THE NORTH AMERICAN LOWRIDING TRADE GROUP … OPERATION POCHO … ORALE-GATE …

“Can California be a great state with a Latino majority” asked OC Metro … Baldassare responds, “I don’t think Californians are asking that question. They feel like it will all be OK. But they aren’t thinking about what it will require.” … let’s all take a pinche nap … come on “B” … how can you say gente aren’t asking this … they’re pinche daydreaming this double FUNHOUSE fantasy … they’re topping their pinche Coldstone Double Chocolate Chip Nieve with our cabezas … hey … they even want to build that pinche quesadilla wall around the world to keep us out of their pinche Toodle-Fucking-OO Home Depot fantasies … simon … and the MINUTE(SHE)MEN … hey … NARANJAVILLE REPUBLICANOS can’t live with them … can’t live without them … the truth es que … pues … the pinche current market systema and political dynamic that is unique to MAN Y NATURE will continuar … how couldn’t it … I mean … we’re even more flexible than the CONSTITUTION …

As a matter of fact … some changes you might see … Palateros will become a very strong union …1600 Pennsylvania Ave will remain the White House … it’ll just have BRIGHT BLUE TRIM and a fucked up nativity scene all over during the pinche holidays … you know the chiste … and a pinche permanent BRINKA, BRINKA (a nino’s bouncie) will remain out front … ORALE ... read the piece aqui ... gueys ...

11 Comments:

At 1:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, you're my favorite cheerleader. I hear you, the MB piece was actually very good, but more on El Patron. He was amigos with my primo. Did you know him?

 
At 1:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did El Patron run for Board of Supervisor back then?

 
At 1:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love your propaganda piece. Is it from a personal collection?

 
At 4:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's required is a diverse and environmentally just environment. The current political and administrative process (you know this Cholo) is all about exclusion. Tax distribution, community and worker rights and know the slaughter of Cesar Chavez in the LA Times. It's BULLSHITTTT!!!!!!!!

 
At 4:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

We heard, a planning position with LA. Take it, leave the bottle. Que firme!

 
At 4:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your progressive beauracrat days are over. Long live your solidarity!!!!!!!!! Drop the needle, BUTT let's hit VEGAS first!!!!!

 
At 4:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'll always be my favorite tecate, ASSHOLE!!! Your heroin chronicles are pathetic!!! GET HELP!!!

 
At 4:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hook me up! Tie me up, tie me down!!

 
At 5:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:49, 4:57, 4:59 are uptight mensos!! Their work and reputations are shoddy, and they are no longer with our city. Thank God!!!!!

 
At 5:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:57 is in the closet and hopefully his infested self stays there!!!!!!

 
At 5:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

EXTRA, EXTRA, Planners in LA and San Diego didn't pick up 4:49, 4:57 or 4:59. They were told to go to HELL by private co's and local agencies!!!!!!!

 

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