Tuesday, January 10, 2006

'06 Occupations ... No Think, No Gracias ... (listening to Mexican Blackbirds)

The Naranjaville Register had some trippy info in Sunday’s edition … simon … cada domingo, THAT PAPEL MOCOSO writes a little on the pinche slave labor market aqui en Naranjaville … hablan de current SUCKER opportunities … future opps … wages … skills needed … ETCETERA … for various pinche occupations …

BUTT in last Sunday’s papel, they listed the pinche top 30 occupations en Naranjaville for 2006 (the list is not on the Register's website) … and ... according to the OC Register … top three trabajos son … retail salespersons … cashiers … and … waiters and waitresses … salesgente pays unos $26K annually ($26,000) and the papel dice que 2006 will bring 2,580 jobs of this kind … tambien expect 2,281 cashiers positions to open that pay approx $21K … entonces … those gente que take the bullshit orders at restaurants … these gente earn about $17K and expect about 2,124 opportunities aqui …

HEY … are these the killer jobs JIM GILCHRIST and his MINUTE-(SHE)-MEN are trying to save … pues good luck (SHE)-MEN … cuz if the pimpled mojados don’t take them, and they won’t … then the pinche young lusty 2nd or 3rd generation Latinos will … simon … there so many of us public cock scratchers … chingow … and these 3 positions require limited pinche skills that the sanTana school district equips us with … hablando de pinche supply and demand meeting a la chingada …

BUTT … as you go down the list … $20K - $25K is a popular number … simon … entonces … #7 on list is MANAGEMENT … the papel claims about 1,000 openings of this sort in ’06 … and says expect $112K … they must be talking private sector … or management in public service for special districts …

SO … assume the pinche following … you’re a lost pendejo … you partied all during HS … you were even raped in TJ, you don’t remember … and you returned the following weekend … for revenge or just more BROWN LUST … you graduated … you can read OK … you can write OK … you’re a good lay … Fridays mean HEAD to you … you’re Latino or Latina … you’re fucking darked skinned … have dark black hair … you have pinche white teeth … you speak good ingles and understand espanol, but you speak espanol like a pinche retard cuz you’re a pendejo …you’re not into big words BUTT you have no pinche problema saying FUCKING JERK clearly … your FUCK-FACE is very mainstream … overall, you’re a cool person and Latino or Latina … and in all this … your cosa is to remain in OC, where you grew up, and to have housing, transportation, employment and a good fuck at least monthly …

Here’s the other part … that pinche list from THE PAPEL … assumes something … it a-pinche-ssumes correctly that gente want to thrive on structure … BUTT if you’re ok with that … than go for it … most gente do and that’s firme … BUTT if you’re a pinche menso loco creative tapon who lives on the pinche mojado edge … enjoys reaching in, manipulating cosas dogma, slicing and dicing and producing de la chingada … and you know that THAT unlisted marketa is bigger and prime property for nosotros … entonces, you, a cabrone tight rope walker, are walking into a good thing …

1 Comments:

At 9:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great points, you are a nut. i love it!!

 

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