Friday, December 16, 2005

Serenity In Umberg's Funk House ... (listening to Treva Whateva)

Ondale ... Assemblyman Tom Umberg sends nosotros the 2005 LEGISLATIVE SURVEY ... AND SHATTT ... simon ... this 8.5 by 14 or 16 PRETTY BABY BLUE papel quiere el barrio chisme ... simon ... pues ... quieren saber what's importante to nosotros ... seems que our "answers will help determine the best solutions to provide a safe, healthy enviroment in which families can live, learn, and prosper" ... AND SHATTT ...

Simon ... there's a pinche list ... from educacion to taxes hasta heathcare and shit to pinche big biz ... even proposition trese y-que ... it's a pinche bitch list for that SACRAMENTO WHORE we call the LEGISLATURE ... simon ... BUTT this is that pinche TAMAL SIN CARNE I mentioned a while back ... simon ... this is a raw commercial script ... IT LACKS SUBSTANCE ... it's 1,000 palabras que dice nada ... WHERE'S RACE RELATIONS ... no pinche mention of RACE RELATIONS, BEBE .... SUGARDADDY, where's the talk and lucha de RAZA's ... all races ... where's the fire to discuss what makes people SNICKER, gente SIGH, EYES ROLL and get gente EXECUTED ... MR. BIGSHOT, I've already had my tamales sin carne, I need no more ... my familia laughs at your recipe for bad holiday meals ...

HOMIE ... here's my #1 ... mas importante is not necessarily helping nosotros ... BUTT instead ayuda all those pinche pendejos whose pansas can't savor dairy products not made in Califas ... simon ... all those pinche pink neck point of views that taint our raza ... don't educate our ninos ... talk IMMIGRATION NONSENSE TO WHOEVER ... won't allow or want OUR NEW ECONOMIC POLITY PARTNERSHIP that brings new needed markets to sustain economies, new products, a new system of labor and production and management relations y-que ... THE PARTNERSHIP also brings NEW TRANSPORTATION NEEDS NOT MENTIONED IN OCTA'S MEASURE M POLLUTION PLAN ... and our new markets aren't found in the latest pinche XMAS ads tampoco ... ETCETERA ... so, HOMIE, help these sick pink neck attitudes accept and believe in the SERENITY PRAYER FOR DIVERSITY ...

SIMON UMBERG ... give these pink taco wackos the serenity to accept diversity ...
Give these sleep making gente the courage to make diversity spin democratically for GENERATIONS YZ entonces ABC, ETCETERA
Give these barrio vecinos the pinche WISDOM to know that an all decked out MODERN DEMOCRACIA requires the NEW PARTNERSHIP ...

HAGALO ... cuz you know ... all this low down bitchin' got my poor feet a itchin ...

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