Friday, December 09, 2005

Ho-Ho-Ho Para El .... Mas, Mas ... y Pinche MAS Para Ti ... (listening to The Ballad of John & Yoko)

Pues ... with the holidays and shit coming ... it's always firme to get gag gifts y cosas that are to be pinche used ... simon ... don't expect socks or camisitas from me ... chale ... booze ... sacate ... a bitch ... the unusual gifts ... ondale ... excuse me ...

Hay vatos ... the following pinche links contain content of adult nature ... BUTT ... ever wish you had that pinche teardrop tattoo below your ojito como tu primo ... but didn't have the real stilo or reason to do it ... pues ahora you can ... but just a little lower ... simon ... mira ... ehhooo ... te dijo que it was x-plicit ...

Pinche cocksucker republicanos ... simon ... cutting social programs ETCETERA ... or maybe that's your pinche pet name ...COCKSUCKER ... pinche tapado if it is ... but ANYWAYS cocksucker ... mira .... I made this just para usted ...

Y ... has mas for the cabrone in your life ... but if you're on a budget ... pues I understand ... we've all been there ... but you can still have fun making your cabrone ... tu sabes ... el popcorn pocket pussy ...

Entonces for El Pokey ... eehhoo ... es el maximo ... simon ... mira ... fun, clean and safe ... the FCS's or ABC's of whoring around ....

Pues ... they're calling ....

1 Comments:

At 4:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

To fucking funny. All of a sudden, I have a new gift list!!!!

 

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