Monday, November 14, 2005

sanTana's Action Tour ... (listening to Big Brother & the Holding Company)

Pues ... el santana Historical Preservation Society is giving someone's pinche tour of the pinche gold city ... simon ... today's LA Times reports que ... "After several unsuccessful attempts to separate from Los Angeles County, Orange County was formed in 1889, and Santa Ana became the county seat. City founder William H. Spurgeon was elected chairman of the Board of Supervisors. Although it is not the oldest municipality in Orange County, Santa Ana was flooded with commerce, and wealthy merchants lived in spacious homes nearby. That makes downtown Santa Ana a favorite among local historians." Pues, si quieres leer todo, click aqui guey ...

... the 3-hour walking tour cuesta $8 and is on the first Saturday of each month, and begins at 2:30 p.m. at 120 Civic Center Drive ...

Pues ... then there's the pinche $2 tour ... simon ... it starts with you jumping in the pinche trunk of my car from wherever ... then I drove you to Minnie Apts aqui on Standard and Bishop or the Halladay Inn aqui on Halladay y 1st, your choice ... I then dump your ass off in the back of these apts then kick you in the balls or snatch then kick your pinche cabeza a few times ... then I empty your wallets ... and take your shirts and shoes and other personal belongings ... I have to threaten you, sorry ... I might even take your liver and sell it to UCI Medical School ... then I take off and for an extra $2 I'll run your ass over ... the second part of your tour is to get out of the apt complex as you walk around crying and all bloody ... you'll automatically begin yelling for help, everyone will laugh as they ignore your ass ... you'll probably get your ass whipped again and maybe raped 5-10 times ... you'll eventually end up on the corner of Standard and McFadden or Prentice Park, everyone does ... walk over to Home Depot ... find it yourself ... then Monday AM a gabacho or Seal Beach stuck-up Chicano will stop by looking for workers to exploit ... that's you ... jump in if you have the strenght and shoes, this tour includes no meals cabrone ... no guarantees of work either ... then work all pinche day ... there's a 50/50 chance of no pay ... this tour never ends ... but if you don't like this tour, mister, walk over to meet the historical sociedad and tell them you just slipped, pinche chavala ...

3 Comments:

At 3:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOVE IT!!!

 
At 3:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where and when do we meet for this tour? Are photos allowed?

 
At 4:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That pinche Jennifer Delson always likes to write articles celebrating los gabachos de Floral Park y siempre puts down los mexicanos. Puta!

 

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