Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Paid in Fool (listening to Tom Petty)

Pues ... I forget this personas un pinche esq ... este persona is cool y trippy who opens pretty mail as I kick it en su oficina y hablar bullshit and listen to this persona's bullshit tales ... one time, un custom cochillo arrived ... pense this persona and the obscure mailman had it in for me ... we began chingando de best bar y cochillo fights ... ondale ... this persona's partner, when fresh out of law school threw plato with some kike ... pues that's what the homie called the young Jewish DA and these two vatos threw plato out in front of court steps alli in Fresno ... ondale ... el otro dia we just hablo de hard core sex ... this persona didn't believe my cuentas and was rolling on the suelo ... pense yo, if risas land this persona on the pinche cochillo, pues I'm dust ... ondale ... the cochillo was pinche small, custom, beautiful and they turned me on ... this persona belongs to the NRA, comes from a pinche hunting familia ... has NRA stickers on su's office doors ... pinche wab ... un pinche raza redneck, and has to be reminded of that pinche fact ... the Constitution doesn't protect YOU ... guns do ... from a beautiful lip tattoo ... ondale ... hasta LA this persona accused me of being a pinche communist a-pinche-gain and bitched about the pinche mojada who left her pinche sapeta on the law firm steps ... twice the mojada did it ... ondale ... this persona bitched about unions and special interest BS and how it's pinche bullshit and fucked up that us blue gente with vato hearts expect pay raises and benefits and these so calle hand outs ... this juicy persona is private atty banking on gente fucking up ... su 20 algo anos de law have banked on probability ... on gente fucking up ... su economia is sins ...

Bullshit ... le dije ... mira, my tax bucks build your pinche court rooms and all those pinche conference rooms you counseled ese vato fuck up .... ondale ... and my tax dollars brought this persona the legal economia ... without my sins and tax bucks, this persona is nada ... le dije asi ... que guey ... ondale ... then this persona shut up ... then it just got pinche quiet ... and this persona began bitching about big dicks and I ordered another round of Wild Turkey ...

Ondale ... this persona's cool ... just doing su trabajo ... a pinche player todo su vida ... and this persona's pinche voting for el gavado gov ... ondale ...

9 Comments:

At 12:49 PM, Anonymous Malinche said...

Mijo!
You're back--was getting worried.

 
At 1:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey dude, como fue NoHo o quedaste en SanTana? Ese, quien es tu abo, ehhhoooo!!!

 
At 1:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quiero un abo como ud!! Hey Cholo, what's up with the SanTana River committee? Mike Garcia is a leader on that group, did I hear right? Ondale boy, give me a call!!

 
At 1:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was a SanTana article in the Sunday LA Times. Looked like a (Recycled) post todo Shicago Estilo. Did you catch it, they mentioned your barrio. Nutin new, but Mike Garcia a leader? Now that's new.

 
At 1:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Simon Cholo, we missed you at NoHo. You missed Raquel Welch con huevos. Why is SanTana even trying to again build da river. That's loose cambio en da pocket!!

 
At 1:27 PM, Anonymous Minnie Apt Council of Govs said...

Wooo ..... be nice to el abo. Does he have tits or does she hava ballzz!!

 
At 1:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's up with the R-F-S-S-M break? Sheesh, the vida loca of a blogger!! Garcia can be cool BUT he voted for the damn vendor cosa. It was a trade for more co spots, que no cholo?

 
At 1:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

minnie apt council of gov? can you tell me what the hell you're talking about? bulldoze that place, it's a joke. who gave the OK to paint that dump? Why does the city allow people to live in dumps??

 
At 1:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is consuling for the river project? That's crap!! Leave the money for the residents!! And where is Pulido, en Euro? Con la cremita!!! Que vato!!

 

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