Thursday, November 10, 2005

No Tamales for Brett Barbre (listening to Something Stupid)

Ondale gente ... pues I was watching Inside OC, a local naranjaville talk show, and the guests were dizzy Cathryn DeYoung, Mayor Pro Tem, Laguna Niguel and big mackhead Brett Barbre, Director, OC Municipal Water District ... ZZZZZZ ... pues hablaron de the 91FWY cosa ... should the 91 be widened ... should we build a tunnel through the pinche forest ... should we double dick la 91 ... should we make Ortega Highway spread further .... etcetera ... ondale ... pues just days ago DeYoung was for "da hole" ... the magic Bechtel cola que huele but that'll somehow connect 909 y OC ... and now she's against it ... ummm pues .... and don't believe that da hole is tax fidea free ... chale ... no road in the tricked out US de A is built without federal and state approval and without tax dollar supported environmental impact reports (EIR) ... the feds have already kicked in millions for da hole EIR's ...

But what was unfortunate was Barbre's disrespectful comments towards the region's working gente who just defeated el gavado gov at the polls ... the Inside OC discussion turned towards the job/housing imbalance ... pues all the jobs in Naranjaville and all the suave casitas in 909 which lead to all commutes ... then Barbre put on his gabacho planning cap and said maybe there should be a toll box placed at the 909/OC county line and if you're entering OC to cut our grass or wash our cars, then OK enter ... if you're here to go to the beach ... well ... that's by invitation only ...

Pues Barbre, et al ... that's too bad ... porque I swore I heard Barbre's pansa growl como loco for tamales ... and ... these gordo comments just spilled when the universe's largest production of tamales is just about to happen A-PINCE-GAIN in his backyard ... simon, with the holiday's aqui, most Mexican familias in the private sector, even small business owners and vendors and those in public agencies including the municipal water district, where Barbre hangs out, make pinche yummy tamales this time of year ... we, even you, have them with our AM cafe, lunch, then lunch again, then dinner ... and lately everyone's chosen the sweet ones over apple pie ... we take them to work, heat them up in the microwave and let the first two pop to remove the pinche popcorn smell ... we feed you these ... then we heat more in the tamal aroma microwave ... we eat these ones ... we even sell them to uds for $12 a pinche dozen ... that's 1//2 half the regular retail price ... then when you're on two weeks vacation during the holidays, we search your pinche desk, check your sports coat that hangs behind your office puerta ... simon, we look in your working files and see all those pics of naked freaks hidden between your scribbled papeles that tell it all ... then, we pull all your expense tabs and sometimes we video all this with mijo's new X-mas camera .... and then we .... pues .... pues ... pues, let's just say that plate of tamales we give you has a special meaning, Barbre ...

Anyways ... maybe Barbre can clarify his pinche take on the 91 ... cuz it's damn worth that plato de pinche tamales de chismes ....

3 Comments:

At 2:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Todays Blog was great!

 
At 3:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious reading, Brett should know better!

 
At 3:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

pinche gordinflon puto cabron should watcha what his boca dice

 

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