Sunday, November 27, 2005

From the desert to the sea to all pinche barrios ... (listening to In The Evening)

Hey ... did you vatos hear ... simon ... Art Torres, Chair de califas democratic partido, wants caliente letter sex ... simon ... the dems are ironing out the bandana azul 2006 party platform wrinkles ... click aqui ... and in 150 palabras or less, tell Artie and the boyz que booze rules, double creases are a reflection of your ama and why you enjoy being a barrio democratic de Califas x13 y-que ...

Eses ... don't hold back ... chale ... pues digame ... are you a Califas Democrat because ... Republicans eat their own pinche ninos and Dems eat pinche French-Vietnamese comida ... or porque Republicanos may be chasing Osama, while Dems are chasing Reggie the pinche alligator ...

But if you have pinche writer's bloc and need baby-shaken inspiration ... may I suggest a few Ask A Mexican! columns to shatter the cocaine FOX CNN Channel 7 KABC TalkRadio Sunday Newspaper glossy ojitos ... or how about using "Latino working-class" and "living wages" in a sentence with "deserves respect and god damn" in between ... pues ... whatever you do .... show our numbers ... dot all pinche letters "i" and cross every cosa "t" and use pinche proper spanglish ...

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