Monday, November 14, 2005

Branding Ourselves Humble ... (listening to Supertramp)

Que pues gente ... it's a pinche beautiful morning aqui en Barrio sanTana x13 y-que ... que no ... and another pinche fin de semana ... where did it go ... ese, con mis khakis y winos, I had a chance to see what OC Weekly called Huntington Bitch's best pinche bar band ... Skatanic Redheads ... simon ... they played at the very pinche commercial zoned two pool table centro Marlin's Bar y Grill ... simple bar but pinche GOOD STIFF DRINKS ... nice chilled shots ... (RECYCLED) CHOLO KNOWS BAR COMMENTARY: no me gusta when bars have those pinche measure cosas on their bottles ... tu sabes ... "those drinks" are never good and make those "I can't" bartenders look and sound retarded ... I also enjoy lots of pinche small ice cubes en mi vaso ... pues chilled ... anyways ... hard playin musica with these vatos Skatanic cosas ... rock-country-talking y skateboarding ... good stuff ... what's up with that pinche hairy viking-monstro cosa mascot ... still trying to figure it out ... I'm just pinche surprised I haven't seen these pinche vatos sooner considering el pinche pocho drummer es mi coconut milk con gin hermanito whose been playing aqui en Naranjaville for some time ... simon, we're night and day ...

Ese the other day, el y yo were heading down the worse road in the pinche mundo, Standard Ave aqui en the golden city .... pasamos the infamous Frolic Inn and saw a public notice attached with pinche gray duct tape to the freshly painted wall ... NEW OWNERSHIP ... ondale ... we cruised inside for a drink ... it's now called EL Corral .... but it still pinche smells like chee y humido ... two pool tables como Marlins sit inside ... only $2 beer served ... but the smell chased our asses out ... tight cash control and bottle count ese by a 45 year old veterana who sports pinche white, yellow y turquoise pintura on her pinche traveling ojos ... welcome to sanTana ...

As we continued down memory lane Standard and passed Edinger ... chingow ... we passed those pinche apartmentos across from Madison Park ... chingow, pobre gente ... and there they were ... a slum lord of one complex had his water pipas replaced .... BUTT ... the vato didn't have the pinche stucco broken and the pinche pipas placed inside the pinche studs ... chale ... all copper pipes are pinche fully exposed to the public on Standard Ave just below the gente's sala ventanas ... simon ... the pipas stretch a good 20 feet and droop como loco at the center ... pinche slum lord ... and since the pipas are only about 10 feet from the wash room, they make excellent pinche ropa hangers on the pinche weekends beginning on Thursdays ... simon ... gente working hard to get by and the slum lord ridiculing their vidas ....

Ondale ... so I went back to the chante and heard my vecino pounding it out AGAIN ... mas home repairs ... this vato tome 24/7 but he's cool and humble ... but the vato paid a plumber to relocate his washer y dryer ... simon ... the plumber had to run new agua y gas pipas at leat 10 feet in length ... and guess what ... the vato didn't break the stucco tampoco ... chale ... couldn't believe it ... he ran the copper and metal pipas outside the lime stucco como pinche loco .... ayyy chingow .... I shouldn't be so god damn chocante ... it's gente getting by ...

Anyways gente ... there's still good reading in case you missed it over the pinche weekend ... simon ... OC Weekly has good stuff ... the Mexican gives us an early pinche X-mas gift, coyote lessons ... entonces the Metro Investment Report covers the LA-San Gabriel River Watershed Council ... and Supervisor Lou Correa continues to limpiar the sanTana river with his 909 counterpart, el Italiano Riverside Board of Sup John Tavaglione ... in the Jewish Journal, it's pinto talk ... simon ... they also ask if Crips co-founder and award winning author Stanley Tookie Williams should be executed on Dec. 13 at 12.01 ... in 1979, he was convicted of killing four people ... hey eses ... what's all that pinche talk of Warren Beatty for Gov ... chale ... let's be pinche serious ...

1 Comments:

At 2:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You had me cracking up ahora. Those lovely copper pipes, growing up i thought it was normal that they just HUNG OUT!!!!

 

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