Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Born To Be Styled ... (listening to Casino Soundtrack)

I love the taste of Bailey's in the PM until da AM .... sip ... sip ... sip ... pinche gente ... during sanTana's last council meeting ... things got pinche goofier y mas estupido ... simon ... recuerdas that some vato con su pinche mile long y mile high verga ... or was it city council minus la bonita Claudia Alvarez, she wants you to know that, I'm assuming ... pues ... placed new nickle y dime fees on a segment de the working class (sanTana food y nieve vendors) that said CHALE to Arnold, Pete W and W in THEIR last election ... sip ... sip ... sip ... and while city code enforcement or algien over there cluelessly estimates 200 plus vendors, the ciudad or some authority will only issue 100 or pinche so vendor permits through a loco lotto or something like that ... while there's no implementation plan or evaluation plan or brain involved, da SA is moving on with it .... blah, blah, blah ... but anyways eses ... code enforcement went in front of council at last meeting and said they crunched more numeros and now have a fir sure fidea amount and can ahora decir how many trabajadores they can hire for this hit-man vendor operation ... numbers crunched ... add this ... divide by este ... add sal y ben ... admin cuesta ... etcetera ... and pobrecita SA can hire ... 1 ... simon ... 1 ... shot ... shot ... shot ...

QUE LA CHINGADA ... 4 council meetings later ... 2 community meetings later ... 1 million community laughs later ... 24 Coronas y 4 bolsas de chicharones despues ... and all they came up with was uno .... that's right, code enforcement director tells council that one new staff member will oversee 100 plus certified vendors daily along with the other 2,000 illegal illegal vendors moving non-stop daily tambien ... WHOA NOW!!! ... what was so cute was that the director and Claudia ... I mean Councilwomen Alvarez ... engaged in very important dialogue during this tampon meeting through smiles, chuckles and laughs ... I'm glad they're happy about this ... or maybe someone was just whipping a pinata in their calzones ...

That director might be cool but, is that enough ... don't get me wrong union folk y public employee familia and bureacratic amigitos and gorgeous downtown whores, espcially you, classy slut ... there are dedicated public employees and many with great ideas and all ... but inform your jejes ... I guess ...

BUTT enough of that ... chingow ... no puedo ... because before all this vendor tampon chingada ... another councilman with chingow great hair spoke up ... first, Claudia ... I mean CouncilMUJER Alvarez brought up the el nuevo courthouse diablo ... apparently, Irvine has Tom Hayden flying into sanTana to talk to them big shots about the verdad pinche cost de having da courts aqui or ober dere ... ZZZZZZ .... sip .... sip ... sip ... pardon me ... Y according to Alvarez, IT'S IN WRITING ... simon, the Tom Hayden big shot plan is in writing and she has directed el chingado city managerial type El David Ream to send Clamenza et al to find el letre ... and all this, Alvarez said, is just to update her county influenced personnel FILE on the Tom Haden big shot project that she is building to file ... she's too pinche note and file happy ...

Then came the slammer ... Council-lowrider enthusiasts Carlos Bustamante (boxers or briefs?) wanted to speak ... last time he spoke I believe he mentioned he had un pinche restored 1980 algo bad haircut Alfa Romeo ... OK ... does it smell like pinche burdon or what ... sip ... sip ... sip ... someone get me una de la chingada license to vender alcohol, por favor ... and the 10 times before that, he spoke only to remind us he es de Mater Dei y-que ... tiene un secreto, o que .. pretty soon the pinche vato will be sporting red nylons to da meetings como Laker nylon vato, Kobe Bryant ... but this time, sin tie, it was casual day in da PM, this time Bustamante said he met with el gavado gov a few times and da gov ... here it comes bebe ... da gov gave him his word that ... here it is ... SA WILL GET THE COURTS ... eses ... you blinked ... that was his pinche news to the pinche council ...

BUTT I'll give Bustamante this ... he has nice hair that was "born to be styled" and he's pinche photogenic ... and that's importante ... cuz most of us chino haired (straight haired, ese) latinos were born to sport long hair like pinche pueblo indios ... with short pinche pico hair we look like our pinche cabeza was just stomped and chewed on by pinche barrio pet bulls who were just collecting a pinche debt ... but Bustamante, like his compa Councilman Jose Solorio, has firme propaganda hair ...

BUTT Bustamante's message straight from the working-class pinata gov drew laughs from the crowd, council, me and his own schizo voices ... ese ... quiet is OK ...

BUTT in between all manyaco laughs aqui en puro SA ... there are bigger chingada laughs to report from fuck-for-un-pinche-buck Sacramento ... simon ... the working-class pinata award for enviromental leadershit goes to: Orange County Water and Sanitation Districts ... for whaaaat ... who knows ... just keeping clapping and smiling like et al, menso .... I would go on but the pinche Covergirl "am I cute yet, am I cute yet" shot of la primera chuca, Maria Shriver, on every gov page 6 is just too chingow estupdio inspirational ... sip ... sip ... sip ...

1 Comments:

At 1:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You nut, I love what you had to say about Bustamante's doo!!!

 

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