Saturday, October 22, 2005

Viva La Fun ... (listening to Joe Cocker)

Pues ... de AVN ... aqui estan ... top adult movies ... titles are always a bust ... I thought this was appropriate with Deep Throat being presented an award aqui in OC and pinche all ... ondale ...

Top 5 DVD & VHS Rentals
Collision Course
Slut Puppies
Rocco Ravishes Ibiza 2 (Rocco as in OC School Trustee ...)
Teasers (love em ...)
Cum Fart Cocktails 2 (isn't this a pinche drink or algo ... )

(I'm surprised #90 - Big White Wet Butts 3 or #98 Big Butt Bounce didn't make the top 10 .. I mean the white one's are nearly pinche extinct ... )

Top 5 Pro AM Rentals
Cream Pie 36
Teen Cum Swallowing Tryouts ( ... cuidado con mis Stacey Adams, cabrone ...)
Gangbang Auditions 17 (... I'm 1st eses ...)
Teen Tryouts 41
Housewives Unleashed 12 (... pues aren't they all ...)

(Pues ... the Housewives stuff is burning out ... my pesos and besos are on #46 - Ultimate Nylon 1 & 2 or #63 - Pantyhose Seduction 20 ...)

Top 5 Specialty Rentals
American Bukkake ( ... barrio bukkake is best ... and free!!)
Squirting 101 #8
Big Tit Anal Whores 2
Barefoot Confidential 36 (... dirty feet in pinche Newport!)
Busty Euro Babes
She-Male Fuck Hotel 2 ( ... had to throw in #6)

( ... #52-Eat My Feet ... do me and I owe you one ... pues 68 ... #63-Hairy Cuties 3 ... there are no pinche limits aqui ... #62-Resolved By Corporal Punishment ... GUILT!! ... #56-Hot 60 Plus 5 ... age brings golden opportunities ... see you there ... #59-Bald Beavers 6 ... no thank you ... #36-She-Male Danger Zone ... pues que VIVA fun ... many she-he, she-dicks on everything aqui ... )

Top 5 Gay & Bi Rentals
London Calling
Heaven to Hell
Young & Innocent 4 ( zzzz)
A+ ( ... this even sounds pinche gay...)
ManPlay 20 ( ... titles don't mean much ... at 20 my compa was already awado and shit ...)

( ... hey ... these ones actually sounds too innocent ... sound like safe B albums until ... #36-Peeping Juan ... racist ... mobilization of bias ... etc, etc, etc, ... but if Juan likes it then it's ok w/ me ... ondale ...)

Top 5 DVD Sales
Collision Course
Slut Puppies (... isn't it always that slup puppies are just pinche cute ...)
Cum Fart Cocktails 2
Invasian 2
Virgin Surgeon 4

... and more and more of the sticky same ... ondale ... I was hoping there'd be mas creative titles como ...

Que?... Tia Tonia doesn't shave?

Whip Cream: White Women del Barrio

Dolphin Shorts Y Mustache ... Cruising Mile Square Park

Mi Vecino's Car Has Been Parked in his Pinche Driveway on Jacks for 10 years cuz He's Always Screwing his Hot Wife and Her Slutty Brothers, Part II

Oh, Oh Comadre ... No Me Digas ... Tonsils Jumped, AGAIN!!

Big PhD, Horny GED: Recipes for dangerous sex

... AND HAIRY-UP!!!!

Pues ... OK I had time hoy ... ya es tiempo for my Absolute y juice ...

1 Comments:

At 3:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a crack up! Que viva AVN!

 

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