Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Get Up, Stand Up ... and Spank ... (listening to Emerson, Lake and Palmer)

Pues ... during the last few weeks, some readers have emailed me ... with good and bad and pinche randy comments ... whenever I get one of these crack ups, I'll let the person know I'd like to post their marano comments ... a few said NO so I didn't use theirs, the rest said OK and some hotties and flamers wanted their pics posted tambien ... pues unfortunately, this isn't a porno site YET so I can't post your pinche nude -wife/husband-bra/panty-girl/girl-guy/guy pics right now but gracias for OKing me to post your chismes ... hey ... and as for answers ... do you like today's pic ...

Onto the emails ... "pinche Cholo, I can't even open your blog at work because of all the cochino chisme ..." or "... hey Cholo, clean it up so I can read you at work ..." or " ... you suck..." or " ... get a life ..." or "... give me the 411, who are you ..." or " ... you're hilarious, too far out there for me but I'd like to meet you ..." or " ... like my boobs ..." or " ... be honest, are my nipples too big ..." or "... I hope you're gay, please say simon ..." or " ... you are an offensive human being, this communist writing should be banned ..." or " ... you socialist Chicano pigs should be shot and hanged ..." or " ... tell them like it is ..." or " ... good stuff, you're right SanTana council sucks ..." or " ... please critique my vagina portfolio ..." or " ... your photos and big boobs stories get me all wet, can we meet, I'm serious ... " or ... all of you Chicanos want to take over the southwest and reclaim it for Mexico ..." or " ... you're gay, you sound gay, if you don't reply to my email, you're gay ..." or " ... dude, you are soo kinky, call me..." and "... fucking beaner ..." and " ... mijo, proofread your stuff ..." and "... can I send you a pair of my panties cabrone, talk to me fucker, I'm up to four fingers asshole ... " ... I noticed you mentioned throat fuck quite a bit this week. I've never mentioned this but I enjoy a good throat fuck. If you'd like ..." or " ... I'm an educated and hard-working Hispanic, not Chicano or Latino which are terms I find offensive and ridiculous, and feel like I've made it here in America. Then losers like you socialist barrio boys come with your slang and sad tales and bring us all down ..." and " ... thank god, a humble chuntaro who is literate in ingles and likes to bullshit - gracias bro ..." and " ... I'd never let mi hija date a cabrone like you ..." and " ... if you're a planner, call me ..." and " .. do you write term papers ..." and " .... we have nice nalgas and our pretty faces, right Cholo. Can you match faces with nalgas ... love public sector mujeres ... " and " ... my fiancee and I would like to have drinks with you and maybe an overnighter ..." and " ... some of us are Spanish and not Mexican, get it!! ..." and " ... did you like me in cotton or silk? I always get complimented on my pubics peeking out. I don't feel a need to shave down there because ... " and " ... is this big enough for you, homie ..." and " ... you don't have much to say but I feel like your my hermano who just likes to hang with the dudes and hablar de nada, it's cool ese ..." and " ... do you think my airstrip is too narrow or should I let it grow out ... " and "... your socialist agenda is so evident in your Chicano slang crap, OC doesn't need anyone like you or your mafia crap ..." and " ... pinche chismosos ..." and " ... glad I found your blog, it sucks ..." and " ... I don't think Alvarez has big areolae, she's never given me that impression, pues tu sabes ..." and " ... who is Mayor Pulido..." and " ... why the slang, it's pathetic, improve yourself, I know you're educated and intelligent, si se puede young man ..." and " ... we've been cracking up over your review of last night's meeting ..." and " ... and I'm 24 and beautiful (see my pics). I give soaking blowjobs and can swallow 12 inches easily. I'm also known for my penis tickles and ball jobs. All this goes wonderful with my thick and curly long brown hair that men just love to pull ... " and "... if you're into it, I'd like to wear my horse outfit for you ..." and " ... I've always wanted to have a cholo watch me twinkle ..." and " ... are you into the double penetration scene, my boyfriend doesn't know ..." and " ... COCHINO MARANO!! Let us get back to work ..." and " ... have a good week wetback ... " and finally " ... I'm so sorry that you people continue to suffer and face extreme racism. I'm not a racist, please believe me, yet somehow feel responsible for the pain you have suffered. I won't let go of this guilt until you punish me. ... tie me up and spank me and ..."

Pues ... que hago ...

76 Comments:

At 12:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yummm ........

 
At 12:58 PM, Anonymous wide eyes open said...

I think you know what to do!

 
At 1:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chow bebe, you're on the agenda.

 
At 1:02 PM, Anonymous bad girl said...

Like those paddles! They'll go great with my petite buns, Cholo .......

 
At 1:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Councils up for a spanking, but us staffers will have to sit in for the bosses. Chingow!

 
At 1:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great, now he's porno. Get a life OR come on over!!

 
At 1:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think Alvarez has big areolae either. Is she dating anything right now?

 
At 1:09 PM, Anonymous smiling faces said...

hey cholo, what's the scoop with you and 909 Brenda Salas, the big trader. Hope she loses her assembly race. When she does, 909 dems and reps will throw her like basura. Say no to traders even the pretty ones.

 
At 1:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brenda Salas was with Joe Baca Sr, I mean Jr, oops. After that, she went rep and know staffers say no to her but electeds are saying ok. She's raised lot of money but her assembly race, even with all the endorsements, remains shakey or is that shaky, Cholo?

 
At 1:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brenda's cool, she's just a trader. Hope she loses. She a staffer for that soft spoken 909 board of sup Ashley. Have they done anything yet? Nope.

 
At 1:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

did you guys catch that mensa OCTA staffer speaking at the Orange council meeting? OCTA needs to look into her ass, she's been a pinche mole since day one. She's totally incompetent. She needs to go and so do other OCTA folks, right cholo guy? Cool shit here.

 
At 1:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kinky boy or just too much time in those dirty hands. Call me cholo, don't hold out!!!!!

 
At 1:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, do you write term papers or do you just spank bad public folks all day? Boss is coming .......

 
At 1:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Salas is on the Banning City Council and is well connected, people. There was word she thought of moving to OC but then that rag won her council race. I hope she loses, trader.

 
At 1:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You people are ust jealous because Salas is gaining support. Get off this blog and get your shit together. I was at her Mission Inn funder and she has tons of support and she'll win her race easily. Damn Losers.

 
At 1:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Horse outfit? That's damn freaky. Eres freak Cholo or what. It's getting scary here.

 
At 1:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can someone tell me why ms. cough cough wears her skirts so damn short? Is she familiar with downtown's dress code or is she fishing for a promotion?

 
At 1:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

so what's going on with frolic inn or whatever it's now called? 4 sale o que?

 
At 1:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ms. Cough Cough is the dress code for developers who like to lay their plans in SanTana ......

 
At 1:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ms CC? You mean crouch mama. Someone needs to talk to her besides all the dirty boys, right cholo?

 
At 1:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You people are cold. She's a nice lady just going through some strange phase. I thought she was going to work for Padilla LA.

 
At 1:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Breaking news!! Tamara Warren, the OCTA mensa is dust.

 
At 1:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on dude, you didn't get all those emails. I never know how to read your blog, it's spinning. I really need to stop the bottle. Ms Cough Cough is caliente!!!!

 
At 1:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Warren will be soren if she wants to keep that job. She's totally incompetent but so is their entire govt'l relations staff as their work on the last TEA bill shows. They should all be fired and investigated. Write it up cholo, you know the TEA scoop.

 
At 1:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you tell me who'll be working on Santa Ana's land use committee. I didn't attend the last meeting but I understand the agenda item was unclear and there were motions and comments flying like crazy. Can someone fill me in.

 
At 1:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Warren's a lame broad who does what she is told. She gives no input and does not have a spine of her own. I also heard she's dust, no one is impressed.

 
At 1:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Cholo, your "emails" are a crack up. I also think you should write a TEA piece since your a transportation hillbilly mocoso.

 
At 1:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this cholo guy really have any inside contacts or sources or does he just add to his local paper? Maybe he's just guessing. Get a life homie!!!

 
At 1:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 1:42, what do you think this is? You flaked that meeting girlie but don't worry, your OCTA boss won't even notice or care. Wish I had your mindless job, no not really!!

 
At 1:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Update you? When was the last time you attended anything 1:42? By the way, I like your blue nylons and so do your bosses. OCTA just ain't care about how we to spend that transp money as long as Pulido stays off any city committees and remains clueless about SanTana livings. Now you just go back 1:42 and tell OCTA you just dunno. Do you like Chinese food, 1:42?

 
At 2:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

At the last grandstand council meeting, Pulido let his frustrations with council show. He told them to get with the big planning pic and to become competents with land use issues and with the city's overall planning needs. He also mentioned updating the city's general plan but what does that plan even mean. Council is falling to the little chismes's, Pulidos's right on this one.

 
At 2:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's up w/ tu blog Cholo, it's all disabled then when I returned from pipi it was all ok? Too much chisme. Hey, warren is doodoo, and she's never a prepared staffer, but that's what part time buys OCTA while full time staff brings them fools. You're right, their gov't relations staff son fishy and smelly. I say get the Mexican on dem dudes.

 
At 2:21 PM, Anonymous stuck to a silla said...

Hay Cholo, now you got me all wet, I'm pantiless and will soon be nylonless.

 
At 2:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cholo, why do you keep OC Blog on your list? They're just racist bastards. They have nothing good to say about us gente. It's people like them who eat their ninos.

 
At 2:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Warren should go. She used OCTA time and resources including her OCTA email to communicate with Irvine co on the Orange matter. That's how incompetent she is. Irvince co should also be investigated for collusion. If she doesn't go, hopefully OC Weekly or even OC Blog will get her stinky fat ass canned. This is bullshit, if it was one of us, we'd be dust. Warren must go.

 
At 2:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Warren is all over the map hoy. She stinks and is today's Daily Rotten. She's gone, and more will follow. Thank God!!!

 
At 2:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Robin Leftwich de la Irvine co is also dust. She's a total bitch and deserves to go down!!! She always smells like blood, yuuk!!

 
At 2:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Orange Hills Task force is going to kick their ass. It's a whippping that's been coming for some time. Who tipped off Orange Hills to the emails from Irvine co to la mensa Warren? We'll find out soon from internal Warren and Leftwich haters. What a burn!!!

 
At 2:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's a paddle, there's a bad Warren, it's spanky time!!!

 
At 2:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn Cholo, you're a crazy boy. I like to kick stiffies, does that turn you on, DAMN IT!! WHIPPING!! Tammy Warren and Robin Leftwich are busted...... Yeahhhhhh!!!!

 
At 2:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm glad Warren and Robin are gone. I never enjoyed their company and I think their work is half-nalga. But OCTA boss Art Leahy has some splaining to do to, que no?

 
At 2:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Swallow 12 inches? Come on Cholo. Hey, post that pic. The Orange Hills task gente will get the Irvine development cosa held for quite some time because of Robin y Tammy. And this is just the beginning, there's more coming down the pipeline.

 
At 2:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Collusion, collusion, collusion. Do you collute Cholo or did you? Warren's a motha of two, an OCTA staffer and a bitch to many!

 
At 2:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who tipped off the task force? The LA Times says that Warren sounded phony and very Irvine co like. There's more than that. OCTA has another mole.

 
At 2:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those viejas have been wanted for along time. This isn't news.

 
At 2:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nada va pasar, those two viejas will be investigated but the Irvine cosa and lame OCTA will go on. But you Cholo, are a kinky loco that needs to have a stiff drink with me.

 
At 3:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:16, Pulido was just joshing with all that big picture frustration talk. Though true, he knows other council members son tontos. Go down the seating order: Bustamante is hooked on Mater Dei and is lame; Alvarez is spineless and lame; Bist has a brain but not sophistication; Pulido for Mayor, oh yeah, he's already there but he's a taken boy and is committeless and ain't care; Christy, well, she's nice and I'll stop there; Solorio, Cholo you're right, great hair, how do you do it S. See were off track already so let's move on; then Garcia, he's a sweet twin boy but he voted for the vendors, maybe with time. We're dust Cholo, help us on this one. Spank, spank.

 
At 3:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pinche mojados. You guys read too many papeles and not enough EIR's or MOUs or whatever needs to be read. But I do agree, Waren and Leftbitch are pathetic and I'm glad their finally down. I think the DA will come down on this one to, you know, teach public staffers a lesson. So sad but so glad.

 
At 3:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You all have this wrong. Tammy and Robin are dedicated staff to their agencies. They just happen to make this one wrong decision.

 
At 3:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Frolic Inn is 4 sale, I hear but I also hear alot of stuff like this Cholo blogger is up for a spanking from a pretty doll with shakey green eyes, big boobs and a big nose, right Cholo? He's a joker,she's a skank, don't believe him, he's a public transportation-Villaraigosa-Strategy Center-Eric Mann-socialist-labor person who'll do anything to get his contacts in and his way and screw residents of accurate info, right Cholo? You're an asshole!!

 
At 3:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Labor Community Strategy Center is good people and has put MTA on the whip to get their shit together, and that means more buses. Nothting wrong with that! Tony V is good gente and a damn good leader. Eric Mann don't know him but have met and yeah, he's a socialist but so what!!

 
At 3:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:38 likes to do more than kick stiffies, right 1:00? I think there's dead stiffies between her EIRs, in her purse and in her trunk. Maybe even on her resume. And the Villaraigos claims on Cholo don't bother us, we like the posting and wild thoughts. Cholo, call me or I'll tell!!

 
At 3:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:13, how did you know Brenda Salas was a 909 BOSr? Hey, Cholo was a politico staffer, once, right ex-insider sweetie? Que paso, baby? Are you too rough and tough and horny for them? Or are you just to much of a damn socialist PIG? That's OK honey, I hope you enjoyed your piece of ass.

 
At 3:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 2:16, just remember who broughth $37.5 million to Santa Ana and had to decide how and where to spend this money. I didn't see your fat ass move and shake when needed. You're pathetic and do nothing but gossip and cause problems. Time to go!

 
At 3:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:42, you're so pathetic. How did you get that job anyways? Oh, blue nylons help and being cute does wonders but does respect and credibility mean anything anymore? Lady, you're the laugh of townhall and at OCTA but you do look good. So, how about dinner, do you like Mexican?

 
At 3:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's another one, the PIO at the school district. Talk about rough, sheesh. I was there the other day and everyone agrees, she needs help. Is she a rank-n-file thing or just a good interview gal? HELP?????

 
At 3:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on people, Salsa, I mean Salas, sorry, is cool. She's another red republican hope for the assembly. Beside, you know what they say about traders. They turn over!!!! What's the scoop cholo?

 
At 3:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Cholo, convert this blog to a porno. I'm bored with OC people who dress for work!!

 
At 3:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've know the PIO at the schoel district. She's cool just neu at the tradi. She just haz two know yu and like yu, that's al.. Sory, I'm jst laughing......

 
At 4:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm trying to understand this blog. This person is a cholo who writes about city life and city and county issues. Then he's "listening" to music. So I take he is suppose to be cruising to music as he writes or talks about the issues. So what does "(Recycled)" mean and who is Barrio Marlon Brando? Are they the same person?

 
At 4:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares, this blog sucks and is full of liberal bi-sexual thoughts. You're all going to hell.

 
At 4:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think there are two people working this blog, (Recycled) Cholo Knows plus Barrio Marlon Brando. It seems one covers politics and the other has issues he's dealing with. But all good!!

 
At 4:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally, 4:09 has a good question. (Recycled) means this person was once a cholo or a trouble maker and is now different. Obviously he's educated and understands the issues but that's the new him. Then there is still the old him and that is Barrio Marlon Brando who is dealing with pachuco issues of his past. Is this right, because now I'm damn confused!!!!

 
At 4:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always thougth the blog was named (Recycled) Cholo Knows and the writer was Barrio Marlon Brando. Right? Shit!! This is a schizo personality blog or is it a politcal psycho blog. OK now I'm getting confused because it now seems like two people, Barrio and Recyled, and not a blog and writer. Ammma, papppa!!!

 
At 4:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, seems this blog is psycho freaky. OK, I always thought it was one person behind the keyboard speaking from two perspectives: his past, let's call that Barrio, and his present and future, let's call that (Recycled). Wait, that's past, present and future, and that's three personalities but two names. This is freaky!!! I'm outta here!!!!

 
At 4:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I first read this blog, zoot suit came to mind as in Henry Reyna and El Pachuco. So now it's a matter of connection Reyna and Pachuco to Recycled and Barrio, right? So one is the person and the other the alter ego? Right? Or is one the person and the other the conscious? Damn, this is a puzzle. Taking it for granted, again. Bye.

 
At 4:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:09, you're an idiot. Hey, are you going friday?

 
At 4:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barrio Marlon Brando is Barrio SanTana and all the success (as with Marlon Brando) or failures it can be and (Recycled) Cholo Knows is the person recalling the past (once a cholo now an educated professional) as well as discussing current issues in OC. He's also incorporating his past barrio experiences with local policy. That makes sense so let's all go with that and meet at Origianl Mike's tonight.

 
At 4:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

so where does the "Knows" come in? I think Barrio MB is the writer and (Recycled) CK is the barrio. His email is barrio whatever so your emailing someone named barrioMB, right? And you he and we post onto the (Recycled) CK part. So I'm assuming RCK is the barrio. As for "knows", can a barrio know? NO, but a person can know, ok, let's go to Mike's over this one.

 
At 4:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pinche mensos, that's just it, it doesn't make sense. Remember, not all blueberries are blueberries and not all blueberries ARE blueberries. Pinche mensos, go home.

 
At 4:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are lame. Let's reassign some projects here.

 
At 4:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:37, you mean Cholo and Kaufman are Barrio and Clifton, huh? Ok, this is bizarre!!!

 
At 4:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is whack but worth the read.

 
At 4:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, 4:37, is there is Reyna/Pachuco and Kaufman/Clifton connection? That's not right.

 
At 4:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is Clifton?

 
At 4:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

We've been telling you this is a psycho blog.

 

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