Thursday, October 20, 2005

Cashing in Naranjaville ... (listening to Rock-n-Roll)

Hey ... what's up with el museo wax ... it's going under ... ummm ... but sabes que ... it really was a freaky lugar ... eses, I'm a lifelong so califas barrio dude and never been there ... even when Ricky Martin and Jo Lo were brought on ... chale ... I like the real front y atras ... ondale ... but that place was really never caliente or sexy or had good making out spots ... as a matter of facto, I haven't heard the palabras "museo wax" in years ... it'll become a huge pizza parlor ... que pinche original ...

It seems museo wax wasn't bringing in the gente ... not even strangers in their own land ... nosotros eses ... about one year ago, I recall reading about Anacrime wanting more family restaurants for all the pinche tourists ... chingow ... I thought Anacrime had it all ... Miguel's chante (Disneyland ese) ... Halo's ... House of Blues ... and $5 golden showers behind Stadium Liquor or the old Market Basket back then ... ondale ... it you didn't pick up at Miguel's Chante estaba bien cuz Rhonda enjoyed a golden rinse before mimi time ... ondale ....

Pues ... if Anacrime todavia needs restaurants, maybe they're up for some Soprano chow o que ... restaurants are a bit rough ... necessitas cash ... necessitas un pinche bar cuz the comida just brings you over the red ... ondale ... but eateries are hard unless you have the equivalent of a Harvard street abogado in la cocina ... tu sabes ... un connected chef who's CIA seasoned and greets you with a bloody cochio en mano ... roll up his sleep and fix him for the dia ... entonces the prices can be jacked up cuz the quality de la pinche comida is delivered ... but can't charge mucho for most comida even if it has asparagus or pinche mango sauce splattered on pork that's been pinche slowly roasted over over orange chips for 14 hours ... chale, carnitas son carnitas ... en Aztlan ... en Hawaii ... en Italia o Cost Rica ...

But according to 2004 Orange County Convention and Visitor Statistics (pues OC stats!) ... we're in the pinche roaring barrio and all ... get this gente ....

  • unos 669 meeting or conventions were held in naranjaville ...
  • tambien, there were about 1,175,990 personas (in 2000, there were about 1million even)
  • gente stayed about 3.6 days
  • spent about what me et al spend cada pinche weekend at bars ... pinche $1,400 ...
  • combined spending un pinche $7.3 billion ... pinche Rhonda ... she only charged $5 ... way ahead of her pinche time ...
  • about 28% of this cash goes to booz y comida
  • hight time is Aug with unos 5.1 million gringos y chinos annoying sanTana labor followed by July with 4.7 million mensos
  • low and slow time is Jan and Nov

Ondale ... there's alot going on aqui for small biz boners ... openings y closures ... that's why I never let that bullshit guerra or terrorist talk bring me down or persuade me from living high risky times cuz there's so much pinche out there ... and it will only continue to grow if we latinos force ourselves into small biz marketas and deliver and all ...

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