Monday, September 19, 2005

Californios Never Go Away (listening to Kinky)

Chingow... we know how to fiesta!!! ... Californio's Chulo horsebacks in Chatsworth to talk trails ... the OC Reg has a freaky new blog ... what's that on top, an org chart ... look's like a loco spreading pinche eagle ... manyacos! ... and OC Register wants us to Go Away ... we can't ... there's too much biz in the barrio ... you know that ... there was a shooting around my block ... I heard the shots and cars coming and going, couldn't tell si fue placa or homie llantas ... New York Latino Mayoral candidate Fernando Ferrer pounds NY with direction from So Cal ace ... New School likes (Recycled) Cholo ... Harry Pachon (harry que!) speaks worse espanol que yo ... now that's a sin ... talking about sins, it's been 20 anos since the big one hit Mexico City ... god bless all of them ... the sanTana chisme is new dollars in the Latino Americano barrios ...

Trippiest thought of the day ... "Watching Deadwood earlier this summer, I wondered vaguely who Al Swearengen reminds me of. Now I know: Antonin Scalia. It came to me as I imagined his reaction to Roberts being nominated for Chief Justice: "who is the cocksucking motherfucker? Because if he thinks he can just waltz in here and show us his prick and say 'fuck you, I'm in charge' he's fucking fucked. That's how I imagine Scalia carries on most internal dialogues."

... and chingow, sanTana's go-go babe Chicana Ruth Vargas loves Playboy y politicos (pictured here with all OC gabacho's favorite mujer, La Loretta Sanchez) .... and we LOVE La Ruth ... go Baby Ruth! ... thanks bro ...

8 Comments:

At 1:34 PM, Anonymous Mas Chorizo said...

Hey, baby ruth, she's pinche caliente! Who is the other broad again? I'm jealous Cholo!

 
At 1:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I also heard the Standard shootings but I didn't hear any ambulances. No ambulance was today's chisme in town hall.

 
At 1:39 PM, Anonymous Posole for me said...

The Standard shooting is sad. Solorio, what's your take on this? Who's investigating, Alvarez's back up?

 
At 1:41 PM, Anonymous $5 to shake como flan said...

What's that, two dead within 7 days? What about the unreported, more like 20!

 
At 1:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUNNY, I DIDN'T HEAR ANY SIRENS EITHER...WHATUP W/THAT??? I JUST HEARD A LADY SCREAMING

 
At 2:07 PM, Blogger Barrio Marlon Brando said...

Just when you think times are rolling for the better ... I heard about 3-4 shots ... then cars ... then doors ... then doors ... then cars ... faint sirens ... but no drama ... it was late ... who knows ... earlier, cops were cruising the area slowlY ... maybe behind the sleek silver eyeballing 16 de sept celebration ... anything to hold on, I guess ... cuidate gente, it's campaign season...

 
At 2:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then again, that Standard area Cholo likes to bitch about is full of winos and other bad news. It's horrible. The City needs to clean up that area. The area is a prime example of what raw smart growth planning can bring into any area but it's no excuse to leave it untouched. New paint and walls do no good. So, what's the altervative? Cholo's right, Standard is a SanTana "hot spot" for the unfortunate and a silver bullet in everyone's heart. Pobre gente!

 
At 8:14 PM, Anonymous Promise no rash said...

Hey, that's Ruth Vargas at the Playboy mansion. Esta caliente!!

 

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