Monday, August 29, 2005

Pinche Katrina ... has us by the huevos (listening to Sly & the Familia Stone)

Pobre New Orleans gente, La Mal Katrina just keeps ripping ... a category 4 maybe back to a pinche 5 .... what's a trip is the 1/3 Orleans gente who stayed because they were home owners or town lovers or out of luck tourists.... simon, ayer I was at my compas hablando, we shot pool, listened to firme musica and watched football ... simon, for a minute we watched Fox News as a reporter updated live by phone ... simon, he walked and ran around the French Quarter como a typical Fox menso and just made the stranded people nervous with comments like "aren't you afraid ... do you think you will survive .... isn't this the worse .... wha will you do"etc, etc, etc, ... tu sabes, capping on these homies because they didn't leave yet he was outside como topo tambien... pues the vato really wanted the chisme so he walked to a daiquiri bar and stepped in ... boom .... simon it was a fiesta ... simon, hundreds of gente living it up til the last momento... the reporter was shocked and was blown out the door by drunken risas, it was a trip, we cracked up tambien and poured mas margaritas ... the reporter then went back to the streets and spotted a man walking this pinche dog! ... walking a dog during a pinche category 5 hurricane! ... pues, people have their own movidas for dealing w/ realities (relief or relieve, pues you know what I mean ese) ... simon, the topo reporter walked up to this man and asked him something mas tapado like "where are you from" and the vato replied with a quick "FUCK YOUUU" ... by this time the reporter was todo tuturu, he couldn't get anyone to listen to his tight panty bullshit ... the reporter then said algo eery como "there's going to be alot of dead people tomorrow" ... FOX cut him... simon, it was live...

Pues ... on a lighter note homies, mi vecino got lazy on the hood this weekend ... simon, he's a trip .... pues, he's a pinche know it all tambien, he cracks me up ... so do other gente como ellos que no saben, y topos, pues, I've been around too many but as long as they're cool, no problema aqui ... but it's the know it all who are special .... and mi vecino is a know all but were cool .... he's the pinche authority on todo and has done todo ... simon, and he's worked here, done that, knows them, could have done this but, first to, humped this, was accepted pero chale, etc, etc, etc... what trips me out is that he sends his vieja out on Sunday night to fill his pinche gas tank ... what a dude .... and since she's out, she stops to get him some cigaros y comida, again! ... pinche vato ... pues, they had a BBQ Friday night ... hey, when he "sautees", chingow, we all suffer for days ... I guess it could be worse but, he's a pinche character .... pues since the BBQ, there's been a pinchy horrible smell coming from his trash can area ... pinche awful ... and what's ever in there has been cookin in the 90' heat for days .... chingow, it's bad ... so bad que I woke up yesteray temprano because of the pinche smell and walked around my casita and was peeking over the fence to make sure todo estaba bien .... pues 2 hours later the entire familia was outside ... so the "postal" possibility was out .... his pinche dog is still shitting around the calles so the "animal cruelty" thought is out .... he has an ex-wife but he wouldn't touch her, chale, they still fool around ... and his wife knows ... so the triangle theory is out .... so what was the pinche smell ... so yesterday I accused him of stepping into more shit ... pues "trash day is Friday, que no ..." was his lame response ... last night again I made a dead ex-wife crack ... nada, not a damn things.... chingow homies, I have expectations from people, but overall, I'm pretty cool with letting things slide to a pinche point but not this one, chale, so last night me and the other suffering neighbor picked up the two ice-cream wrappers in his yard and put them in this pinche can ... simon, pero menso me, simon, I left his lid wide open, chingow, I forget his sala window as about 1 foot away tambien ... that's not like me ese, simon, I have a cosa for closing lids .... pues this AM he ignored me but he had WM take the raw pollo away ....

Other than that, homies, my vecinos are cool ...

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