Thursday, August 25, 2005

My bitch slapping ridesharing movida ...

".... is Pedro's last name Villeges..." Assembly Speaker Fabian Nunez asked about his staffer Pedro Reyes during Tuesday,s briefing on the Califas Channel.... that's a trip considering Reyes is one of two people heading to Mexico with Nunez (El Cricket) ....

Hey homies, did you vatos hear about the pinche National Insurance Crime Bureau ... simon, this group released its annual national auto theft report ... simon, one of the many pinche "studies" on the fast life, times and juegetes of players, pimps and their pussshhhyyy and the vida loca all us squares are missing - que no? .... I have a great feeling that if I was one of the "auto thieves" in this pinche "study," I'd be playing pinche Raza Roulette with El Dracula over tequila y fragos or I'd be bitch slapping some firme bitch for some bitchy reason ... I might even be on the phone gritando como macho loco at some tapado with that pinche dramatic hang up ..." baaam" can you do that with cell phones ese ... then again I'd buy a pinche firme pinky ring for my cochino dedo ... cuidado pinky ... hey, have you seen the gavados blue pinky ring, simon its pinche hyyuuush (huge ese) and firme, but as a pinche bitch slapping auto thieve chingon de sanTana, I'd need a pinche pinky ring ... so I'd probably go to El JR on 4th aqui en sanTana .. simon he has full length mirrors ... simon, put on a ring, go to the mirror and check your whole pinche self out ... hey, stand back, adjust your collar and dale el dedo "FU" and hold ... how good does that dedo look con el ring .... chale con el stone negro, ponle un azul pierda ... entonces patras al mirror .... adjust the camisa entonces una surpresa "mira tu madre" .... hey ese, looks good pero necessita ver ese pinche ruby ... ponle y stand back and check out your black Hush Puppies ... entonces ...."que dijiste guey" as you hold the dedo up ... firme I bet ese, firme .... hey, if it wasn't for JR's rum y coke, these decisions could be tough ...

Simon, that's the pinche vida of these NICB "studies" and "statistics" ... bitch slapping ... casa de gritones .... FU's delivered with a pinche diamond ... it gets pinche more eery with strange fruit behind the wheel or sweet pork in the trunk ... simon, these minor details aren't included in "studies" .... what's a trip is when these vatos drive two blocks back home in reverse from Dracula's house porque its the quickest way ... pinche gente, pinche players ....

Hey, high gas prices, high insurance rates, and auto theft on the pinche rise and traffic congestion as a life style ... chingow, owning a carucha is no longer an individual pinche leisure or a pinche suave consumer choice ... chale ... we're either supporting the auto and oil gente, politicos como W con guerras locas, or were bending over for bitch slapping auto thieves and we don't even get a pinky ring out of this pinche movida ... chale ... que hacemos? Pues rideshare gente, rideshare ... simon, take a pinche bus or share a ride con someone next time you head to work or the player's club ... orale, hay te wacho ... simon, jump on a big bouncy bus or catch ese manyaco Metrolink next time you head hasta Eas Los or IE or ... simon, and OCTA and Caltrans, provide sanTana with funds for MORE BUSES and to start a carsharing programa ... simon, carshare ... we have the gente, we have the need and demand and ustedes tienen la fidea ... sanTana is the perfect city for carsharing as we have a young population that is very mobile ... simon, gente share a pinche ride and use that fidea por algo mas... simon, it's requires an adjustment but so does dating gabachos...

Hey eses, don't mean to escribir and run pero I have a pinche lunch date .... y simon, I'm sharing a pinche ride ... Later!

67 Comments:

At 12:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huh, a homeboy promoting ridesharing. Hey our Mayor rideshares but I don't know anyone in OCTA who does.

 
At 12:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No more bullshit from downtown. Cholo, you're uninformed and lame so put that keyboard away.

 
At 12:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So Grand Ave is almost complete, and Main St. still looks like Main St. 5:12 tell your pinche boss in transp to do something about that mess on Grand and McFadden. When kids are released from Century, its a mess just like your blush and eyeliner. I've seen city cars just miss students, it's very serious and I know the schools are PO'd.

 
At 1:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much longer til Standard Ave becomes all industrial? Come on 5:12, diga a nosotros. That's a bad move but an easy lay, right 5:12?

 
At 1:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's official, Cholo is a daily read by SanTana's elected. Alvarez is PO'd because of her dick article. 5:12, what's with the nude nylons on this hot day. Estas lleno de moscas lady.

 
At 1:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nude nylons 5:12? Hey she's desp for another lunch with (cough, cough) ....

 
At 1:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cholo may be a funny read but he's not taken seriously.

 
At 1:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear Cholo's just here to oust Pedroza and his flea circus but you didn't hear it from me.

 
At 1:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

More scoop on this Cholo character. He's a commission thing and Villaraigosa transportation ally. These "transportation" homeboys are all about promoting more government, more unions and more taxes and especially community activists like LA's Bus Rider's Union. They play center and mainstream but they are way to the left. Like Villaraigosa, he has money to spend and will promote family and friends.

 
At 1:26 PM, Blogger Barrio Marlon Brando said...

Let's set this straight, I created this blog to chat about sanTana's tortilla life and everday people who work their backs off to make ends meet. I will also cover politicos and players in and out of sanTana who impact this city. It's a place to log onto and read about "experiences" aqui en sanTana. While I welcome all commentary, I won't hesitate to cut immature or commentary in bad taste. Blog on gente.

 
At 1:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Villaraigosa ally, lefty promoter. That's ridiculous 1:17. You people need to get that EZ thing together. 1:17, why doesn't anyone answer the EZ phone, it's a recording whose calls are never returned. Got your hand slapped didn't you. Well, enjoy those nude nylons and don't forget where to use the fly swatter on 5:12.

 
At 1:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cholo, how are Eric Mann and Lisa Duran? You didn't hear it from me.

 
At 1:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:12, will Food for Less expand at that shoddy center on 1st. Don't let them unless they clean up their act. Cholo claims that's revenue at the place is on "fire" but their property is ghetto. What's hard to understand is how Pulido let that place become a dump. I was at Taco Bell the other night and his muffler shop had a good number of cars parked outside just like a junk yard. He won't step in until (cough, cough) dumps in. There are no trees, no green and transients everwhere. So far owners request to expand has been denied by council but they've been allowed to revisit this issue once some cleaning at the site and on papers is complete. Say no to these thugs.

 
At 1:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one downtown reads this log. It's a joke with shallow commentary.

 
At 1:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, 5:12 is back from being lunch but her nude nylons are still out.

 
At 1:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:12 did your nudes decide to go straight home after lunch or were they today's meal for the (cough, cough).

 
At 1:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:41 you are out of the loop and are PO'd because the Mayor shines you every day. Were you invited to the OCTA meeting, how about housing or how about the Great Park deal. All you get is cold shoulders. You should consider resigning because you're just out. Thank god retirement is just a day away, right. I bet you're just tired.

 
At 1:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 1:43, this blog just started baby. Give it a couple more days & todos in downtown will know about "El Chol"........

 
At 2:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Marlon Brando, what's your take on Measure M? You talk about transportation with support for alternative modes including ridesharing but you also call for improvements in the city. I'm guessing you mean improvements as in infrastructure but you're very unclear. Can you articulate your stand in more depth and detail. Will you also take a stand on Measure M here on your log or will you sit on the fence?

 
At 2:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. Brando, do you support Measure M? Why or why not. Also tell us more about why not redevelopment. I enjoy it.

 
At 2:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bitch slapping? I find your title offensive and demeaning to women. You promote violence through your slang humor in today's post which is humiliating to victims. I have enjoyed your other posts but would consider not reading this blog if the deaming writing continues.

 
At 2:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:12 lost her nylons again,what will her husband say when they rideshare home today? Oh no, Mr 5:12...

 
At 2:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pinche gente, get your asses back to work. Cabrone Cholo, it's you typing all this shit isn't it. Get a life cabrone.

 
At 2:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:15, is that really you 5:12. I thought you'd be friendlier with fresh air down there.

 
At 2:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Standard Ave. is hush hush, right 5:12. Besides, I hear Cholo has family in that Delhi barrio intersection, right Cholo.

 
At 2:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cholo is a Sarmiento but you didn't hear it from me.

 
At 2:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cholo's a Sarmiento? Oops, I got a call to make.

 
At 2:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Sarmiento? That explains all the left wing campesino propaganda.

 
At 2:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've called EZ many times and they have always returned my calls with good information. As for the Standard statements, you could lose your job.

 
At 2:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:01, I think this is your last week. You're an idiot. They're talking about you.

 
At 2:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

People, these comments can be tracked by city IT.

 
At 2:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you hear, did you hear? 1:01 is history. This cabeza de melon is out and projects are being pulled. Hey 1:01, don't forget to give me your brother's phone # before you're fired, kaayyy...

 
At 2:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who are you people? Nothing is happening with Standard that is hush hush. Get a life and get back to work. I'm sure you'll all be dealth with individually.

 
At 2:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was just at Education and staff was reading this blog. The Deputies are onnnnnnn .....

 
At 2:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

More info on Cholo, bucks, bucks, bucks. Funky outfits, ripped jeans and is Measure M propaganda.

 
At 2:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cholo, why so supportive of alternative transportation modes? What exactly do you mean by carshare? If it's like the one up north or in the northwest, it won't work in Santa Ana. The liability issues are just to big here. These programs aren't cheap and require all drivers to be licensed and insured. Nice try though.

 
At 2:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know Cholo's neighbor and Cholo is a Sarmiento but they don't mingle much. But Cholo is Measure M propaganda.

 
At 2:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The guy's a business owner who drinks all day

 
At 2:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:01 it's coming, it's coming, maybe you'll become an OCCOG bitch and work on air quality issues ...zzzzzzzzzz

 
At 2:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Measure M propaganda? For or against?

 
At 2:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Measure M propaganda? That's ridiculous. We're always labeled something.

 
At 2:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was never answered, what is Solorio doing at OCTA besides marketing his dufon. Was going public a choice or only alternative. Nice guy, just want to know.

 
At 2:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

C- will you be endorsing for the CA-48 district race? Have you a candidate yet?

 
At 3:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:47, you don't know shit, nor can you handle council's request for a damn. Why haven't they fired your pretty ass, senor. Kissing up and sleeping over make that difference. You have a dufon too, copycat.

 
At 3:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OCCOG? What is it that they do? Is Solomon still there? What about the "regional consultant" person, can't remember the name. Talk about money for nothing.

 
At 3:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OCCOG, LAFCO are always getting slammed. They're useless. Take those funds and put them where they can be used. It's a white folk thing.

 
At 3:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whose that gay guy at OCCOG? He's a bitch and is there because he looks good in tight anything. And who is that gay deputy with the Riverside transportation planning people, he's Asian, he's fun. I've seen him before but don't know where.

 
At 3:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

All COGs are useless. They lack leadership and are gov't waiting to be out of control. OCCOG always has good coffee though.

 
At 3:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:14, is that you 1:01, jumping sides to save your ass. The (cough, cough) always checks you out. Hey 5:12, what's that big scar on your leg, an old interview wound?

 
At 3:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:12 is it true you may go work for Villaraigosa? He likes them with green eyes and brown hair...

 
At 3:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's all the crap on 5:12, she's connected and serves the city well. She handles all those "old boys" and puts people in their place. She's the most responsible and dependable professional here. I think you're all just jealous. She probably will leave but for bigger things. So get a damn life, and Cholo, your "homies" here don't know nothing.

 
At 3:47 PM, Blogger Barrio Marlon Brando said...

I'll endorse in the upcoming elections when the time is right. Hey gente, gracias for blogging. 5:12, 5:12, 5:12... how do you relax? over 50 posts hoy, now that's firme.

 
At 3:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:14 is totally gay so is that tall planner at OCTA. Is it true he's going to work in Sac? With who?

 
At 3:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you say Cholo's family owns property in the Delhi area?

 
At 4:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cholo's relative is a superior judge in OC right, so he's a Centro thing too? They get money from the City so I guess they're OK, right?

 
At 4:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bucks, bucks, bucks, he plays the poor part, but bucks, bucks, bucks.

 
At 4:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, he's from those Sarmientos. What are they, media addicted?

 
At 4:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's not Centro, he's otra cosa!

 
At 4:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

More scoop, it's a San Fernando/Cindy Montanez thing here, and Villaraigosa is coming into OC too. This blog is all about transportation funds and all that federal and state money for LA, right Cholo. Don't let OCTA speak for now, right Cholo, community campaigns against Measure M in '06, right Cholo? Hold the campaing in '08, right Cholo? Asshole, you're screwing your own neighborhood.

 
At 4:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That explains all the "Chulo" coverage for OC. I thought it was awkward.

 
At 4:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And MORE scoop, it's a Fabian Nunez connection too. These homeboys are blogging as observers of ordinary everyday folks but it is all about transportation money for LA.

 
At 4:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would tell Cholo to go home but he already is. That's awful, your own city Cholo. What's in it for you?

 
At 4:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:19, 4:22 and 4:25, you're all nuts. It bothers you to see minorities in power positions. You all still snicker when council or BOS direction comes our way or when we just shine on projects. Grow up, get with the program or spend your time somewhere else because this clock does not go backwards.

 
At 4:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's getting heated, we need drinks, where's 5:12?

 
At 4:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cabrone Cholo, it's been you all day hasn't it. Get a damn life, stop drinking and stop being such a cabrone with my sister.

 
At 4:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:33, was that him with your sister? He dated la bonita at OCTA, saw them at Villaraigosa's innag. She was canned for who knows what. She's now at MTA. He's an LA boy. Bad boy, bad boy, rich boy, rich boy! Where does he get his money?

 
At 9:21 AM, Anonymous Ronnie Bass said...

Hey "anonymous" pussies, how about putting some names to your posts?

 

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