Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Mr. Purple con La Camel Toe - por vida (listening to Forbidden Sounds of Don Tiki)

Q-vo... check this out, ayer as I read the Orange Caca Register, I kept wiping my ojos like a 21 year menso virgin catching his parents in action ... simon ... pues it seems escuelitas aqui en Barrio OC X 13 are in decent shape according to Califas Superintendent of Educacion, Jack-in-your-limpia-crack-Connell ... simon, his groupies dicen que ese Califas High School Exit Exam shows que we're lista for the baile ...

here are some technical results:
- sanTana schools with raza are screwed!
-Saddleback High School Principal La Esther Jones may be innocent
-Gringos in sanTana schools do better academically than all other gringos in the pinche universe ... ice, ice baby!

What a trip .... only two high schools in the golden ciudad scored higher than the state average - pinche OC HS of Artes (100% pass rate) y Middle College ... chingow ... and all the other 7 escuelitas ... pues, we didn't dress to impress ... so hijos ... go to the baile and we'll talk about it in the AM over posole!

Hey, I don't know about this pass-fail-no pinche senator's child left behind cochinada .... chale ... y sabes porque ... it's not about educacion, chale, never has been y nunca va ser ... chale ... study after study de pedo shows that raza ninos, whose papas are stuck in traffic or pedo and asleep en frente de la casa or whose parent's have lost control or whose priority is comida y shelter, just don't do well in modern schools where Cal State gente who've taken remedial courses over and over again just can't connect .... sounds confusing, que no ....

No es educacion ... chale ... no es justicia ... no es la futura ... no es nada ... chale the pinche allocation of pinche resources en este mundo is a manyaco peep show ... y sabes que, in Barrio OC, raza is the sexiest shows in demand ... simon, those examens and studies are only peep show stages where we're told how to dance to get ahead ... so welcome to the peep show manyaco feo ... simon, for our "le femme sin educacion" show, we're wearing "nude" calzones and guess what ... camel toe is in the house! ... our "whore housing" cine ... pues it's all about white cotton calzones stretched up to our mama's "easy button" .... "pachucos in health" ... eehhoo, that's a good one porque that's brown crotchless boy shorts for the vatos and all we do is walk and shake our cosa y nalgas as we fill out useless forms and wait for an impatient nurse and mysterious doctor! .... and the sleezest one is "transportation deep throat" ... we sit in traffic con 1/2 cent g-strings ... this could be fun for you kinky homies come ese Mr. Purple!

Pues it seems the solution to sanTana's failing schools, according to the district, is more testing plus certificates of completion ... simon, if estudiantes don't pass the exams they don't graduate but they get a certificate saying "me and my familia went to school in los EU and all we got was this lousy 'W says I'm tapado' sticker ". .. Last school year, Esther Jones, Saddleback High's principal, memoed teachers and asked them to pass failing students ... it made the press pero nada paso a ella ... pues now we know why ...

Later ....

2 Comments:

At 8:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think your take on educators as remedials is dead wrong and is a total insult to Santa Ana educators. My husband and I are educators and we work very hard with students, parents and administrators to "connect" with students. Don't use the latest Exit Exam results to judge all educators.

 
At 2:18 PM, Blogger Barrio Marlon Brando said...

I applaud maestras like you and know there are plenty ... I had my share ... but when the chismes of bad teachers comes up esa, eyes fall on Cal State porque they produce more maestros than anyone ... now let's teach!

 

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